| And his idea of sophisticated cocktails is:
beer in a bottle not a can. no glass, please.
big scoop Fritos, not the regular size.
any dip other than onion which, of course, is soooo common
for cocktail napkins, Brawny paper towels rather than his sleeve.
mixed drinks = more than one brand of brewski eg Pabst plus Old Milwaukee
 Lawdy, Lawdy, the Cross I bear. | 
