| With the MAMA executives away at Watkins Glen, I've been left in charge. Due to current gas prices, Come to MAMA III will consist of all of us sitting in a Keene parking lot luring unsuspecting SUVs in for what they think is a car wash. Once their cars have stopped however, the owners will be forced at spudgun point to worship at the Converse-clad feet of Mr. Baker.
 Lawdy, Lawdy, the Cross I bear. | 
