| Brian's noonday story time..Gather round and shut up!!
Hello everyone....Whos wants to hear a story?...I bet you do
my wonderful reader...
Well let me tell you a story about my lunch break today. It was a wonderful
day, met the girlfriend for lunch and proceeded to the nearest fast food
place (and it was on my lunch break so I didnt have enough time to take her
out to a nice place, so I dont wanna hear it!!)
Well ANYWAYS..., While we ate our lunchs my eyes were drawn to a car in
the parking lot...It was prolly 15 years old..blue toyota. I must descride this
car in all its glory as it had me laughing so hard I could barely eat! First up,
we have the spray painted white bonnet strips, that went from front to back,
and half covered the Toyota emblem on the back...
Second, was the big tail pipe, which looked like it was hand made..., from
what looked like a pop can.
Third, we have a seat belt hanging out of the door, which was closed..Classic
And finally, the best part of all. The drivers side view mirror was broken,
so being the resourceful bugger the owner was, he proceeded in duct tapeing
a handheld bathroom mirror to the mirror housing..How cool is that??!! Find
something cooler, I dare you!!..
Well kids thats my noonday story. The moral you ask? I have no idea, dont
bother daddy when hes drinking!!
Well Im off to ponder the meaning of life, and
other important grown up stuff. .. Tune in again next time for more of my noonday
storytime!!  | 
