| If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Martin Chuzzlewit. Oh sure, he'll hate me, but I'll still smile a little, even if only on the inside, every time I hear it. I'll go to parent-teacher conferences and they'll say "are you Martin Chuzzlewit's father?", and I'll smile a little smile and say "yes, yes I am." He'll be screaming at me at the apogee of teen angst, "why the hell did you name me Martin Chuzzlewit, you vicious b*stard?" And I'll have my serious grown up face on the outside, and I'll tell him not to call his father a b*stard, but on the inside I'll be smiling because his name is Martin Chuzzlewit.
-Ricardo
"2 minutes by yourself and...you feel shame, you know...and then you get free" | 
