| The dog eating the nail just goes to show why I don't have a dog. You always end up dealing with the poop. Stoopid dog - did it think a nail would taste good...? I'm sure the guy didn't smother it in peanut butter. (Actaully, come to think of it, I'm not sure about that 'coz I don't know him).
Religion is like a huge dog. If it's yours it's very friendly and comforting, but it scares the heck out of everyone else. | 
