Achh.. Sassenach.
Loch Ness Monster is too canny for that, and sheep (the pre-cursor of a haggis) will do some damage to your pride 'n joy.
Well, this sassenach (and ex-patriot

) would be up for that. Could it be tied in with the international mini meeting at Kinross that smartbomb mentioned. Or do you think we might get lynched by classic Mini owners?

(Joking, honest!!)