| EXTRA!
I have been banned from the Stoddard USPS facility until further notice. Apparently, a good pal sent me something that aroused almost enough suspicion to produce a call to homeland security. The inflammatory packaging caused this crisis. Since the PO is in the town's general store and my exclusion, therefore, becomes extended to matters other than postal, I call on all my pals to send immediately any product marked Little Debbie. Address it to Maureen please. She's still got her basic rights.
I was going to go to the ACLU but their Christmas party has been running way over.
 Lawdy, Lawdy, the Cross I bear. | 
