Harry
If the poll was that silly then why bother posting a reply at all? Or is that a terribly English Attitude. I was considering whether to get another Cooper which was the reason for the Poll.....not to 'gloat' as you put it.
I have owned 11 cars from new and most of them have been completely fault free within the first year of ownership which doesn't really quite agree with your 'industry statistics'.
Most of the users comments on this site have been helpful and friendly. Except yours.