Someone should tell him it's only got four (or is it five, mines been broken so long I cant remember) colour options.
I do think Clarkson forgets the facts in place of a good comment sometimes though (either that or he seriously needs specs or his hand eye coordination working on!):
Where has the ignition barrel on almost every car ever made been, where you have to slot a little key into a little hole? Oh yes, behind the steering wheel.

How far apart are the temp and window switches, and ones a chrome toggle switch, the other a big, fiddly to use, silver dial?!