In order to help make MINI owners opinions on this
vital issue clear to other road users, perhaps we could adopt a voluntary colour coding convention when selecting car colour:
Dark Silver - The car may be grey, but I am definitely NOT gay, right! In fact I'm pretty miserable
Liquid Yellow - Gay & smiling
Electric Blue - Bis*xual & gagging for it
Silk Green - In denial
Chilli Red - Straight but concerned about own p**** size
Black - Into bondage
Cosmos Black - Into bondage, gay
BRG - Into bondage, gay, attended private school
$$$
Silver - Not interested in sex with anybody. (Too unhygenic)
Velvet Red - Post-menopausal
(bifocal)
Candy Blue - Pre-pubescent
Pepper White - Middle-aged virgin, only owns one pair of underpants
Indi Blue - Stylish, intelligent, great lover
