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Welcome to the OGMC. Please do not post here if you are not of a certain age. If you don't know what a certain age is, then you are not of that age. If you are an OG, but very immature, welcome to the club. If you are an OG and your maturity is age-appropriate, what the hell are you doing here anyway? There are exceptions to the posting requirements for this thread. We're not exactly sure what they are (or we forgot)) but we're pretty sure that if you're a young G, you can't qualify, but if your a W of any age, who are we to complain? Any similarity between the OGMC and the OSMC is ridiculous. They never invite OGs anyway! Please make sure before associating yourself with the OGMC that you have the tacit approval of your SO. We do not under any circumstances wish to offend any Ws. There are precious few of them who tolerate us as it is. Note, if you are a YG, and think you can take us on, don't try it, bucko! We may not hear you at first, or remember wtf you're talking about, but we didn't get to be OGs by being slackers (see, we even know cool words, Dude) and we can be pretty devious if need be. Besides, we're often the ones with more champagne then we know what to do with (I have proof) so you want to suck up to us when you can. And lastly, uh, um... never mind. I forgot.

So, in the immortal words of OGs everywhere...

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