| Man goes up the stairs to a brothel. The Madam opens the door.
"I'd like to see Valerie"
"Well, you know she's our most expensive girl. It's $5000.00 a visit."
"That's OK." And upstairs he goes.
The next night, the man returns.
"I'd like to see Valerie again."
"I'm sorry sir but there are no discounts for return trips. It's still $5000.00."
"That's OK." And upstairs he goes.
The third night, the man returns yet again.
"I'd like to see Valerie one more time."
"OK but still, it's $5000.00"
And upstairs he goes.
Now Valerie is astounded. No one has ever come back to her 3 nights in a row.
"This is quite unusual, sir. Where are you from anyway?"
"South Carolina"
"Why, I'm from there too and I still have family there."
"I know. See, your father died and your sister sent me to find you and give you your $15,000.00 inheritance."
3 things are certain.
Death
Taxes
Getting screwed by a lawyer
 Lawdy, Lawdy, the Cross I bear. | 
