yeah, neither is mine.. my hearing is horrid..
let's see... qualifying attributes..
1) I have a pacemaker
2) crotchety old curmudgen.. or so I hear.. from everyone.. including my parents..
3) generally disliked by the YG's..
.... to quote Jerry Stiller in "Zoolander"..
"I have a prostate the size of a grapefruit and a head full of bad memories"
