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[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by m2smith (original)

A old man, sitting next to a young woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes his parts off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she just saw.
Then he sneezes again, unzips, and wipes it off with a handkerchief.
The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude."
He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. At my old age I have developed this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor old man, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he replies.