Excuse me... I need to go and arrange a protection detail for my Big-Brained African Spiny Pole-vaulting Tortoise named Igor who walks with an artificial limp in order to lure cabbages into a false sense of security before vaulting over garden fences to devour them.
Also... I must eliminate any online information that would lead Old Mrs. Muggins to the true culprit behind the disappearance of her vegetable patches...
I'll try to be back soon.
All the best,
Andrew.
PS
Actually, that is a really good point. It makes me wonder what the heck I have posted online - I can't remember anymore! 