And in Australia.
This thread is rather funny. I'm afraid to say to the believers that making a joke thread won't make the controversy go away.
When you go to sell your car you'll have to find like minded individuals who don't think it's an issue. You will also have to hope that MINI don't put another door onto the clubman or your resale is sunk (I agree this is not likely short term). If they had just taken the time and put a door on both sides ....