It appears that the war in Afganistan, ethnic violence in China, and the fight over Michael Jackson's estate aren't enough to keep the keen eye of the dedicated news viewer. FOX news has summoned their crack news-hounds and sent them off to....
The 24-Hours of Lemons
And, while my soul cries for intelligent news reporting, my pride soars with the coverage of our #69 yellow and orange-feathered, duck-decorated BMW 325is representing the "Ducks of Hazzard" Racing Team.
Here's the link to the "news" report:
Watch - WTIC 
