So Im driving along, its getting dark, theres parked cars along my left, traffic lights ahead turning orange, opposite side of the intersection a car wants to turn.. best to accelerate to give him time, look at speedo as I go through intersection 70kmh.. oops, better slow down, see a blue Porsche convertible in my rear mirror, I gently apply brakes to wash off speed, chick in Porsche is really moving, slams on brakes, flashes headlights...
Now the fun begins..
Its a 60 zone, I'm doing 65, its not safe to speed here, she is sitting a foot off my rear bumper, keeps swerving to pass me, flashing headlights, being a complete ****...
So I slow down
She gets closer, I slow more.
Eventually we come to an intersection, she screams past, I pull up next to her, shes abusing the hell out of me, silly blonde bimbo.
Its a big intersection, with a large hill on the other side, I look up there, what do I see? A silver Mitsubishi Magna, parked up on the verge.. what kinda idiot parks like... ah an idiot with a little black box out the front of his car, he he he..
So, I look across at the bimbo, she gives me a dirty look, I smile and rev the engine, she tells me where to go, I rev it some more, she gives me the '******' sign, Oh baby lets play!
Lights are about to change, I rev it heaps, she revs it heaps, light goes green! I let the revs drop off.
She floors it, by buggery Porsches are fast, I reckon she was doing 120kmh when she went past that speed camera, its a 60 zone. I think thats a 12 month ban here in Oz and a rather hefty fine.
Hope she likes public transport.
The point of all this.. none really, I just think its funny as hell and people acting like ***** sometimes get what they deserve.
