I just looked up the 180 hp FWD Audi TT 0-60 time at Audi USA ... 7.6 seconds.
Those hot-compact cars of which you speak have to be driven at high-revs all the time to realize their power.
If you want to beat trucks and rice rockets in a straight line, maybe you should be looking at something else besides a MINI.
Would I like a 200 hp \'S\' ... YES ... but I think the 163 hp version will still be a kick to drive in the twisties.