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GO COOP"S · Jun 15th, 2004, 09:31 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by LisaR

Surely you can do better than that.

Sorry I was at work at the time while typing that Ha Ha Ha line in the middle of the Spiderman scooter promo . I'll need to buy a joke book this week or get some of Alan's old ones that can alway crack a laugh.

Also. Erin, Lisa said their is a place near you that has one for sale. Go for it, I can see the little tassel waving out of your sun roof.

Coop's.

MrsChilliRedS · Jun 15th, 2004, 12:25 PM

Thanks everyone
Unfortunately Peter, Ashleigh, Joshua and myself will all be in New Zealand on the 4th July. i'm sure you will all have a great time anyway and we will think of you all as we bungee the bridge.

Mini2v · Jun 15th, 2004, 12:44 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by cityclinic

And the winner is ... ... ... .... MrsRedChilliS

MrsRedChilliS and the Red Team will recieve their goodies compliments of KMS Haircare and Meguiars at our next run ... ... July 4th, NSW/ACT Run to Bowral.

Congratulations to the RED team for a great photo, us Blue people still had a great time rolling around getting our shot.

ScottyB · Jun 15th, 2004, 12:47 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Mini2v

Congratulations to the RED team for a great photo, us Blue people still had a great time rolling around getting our shot.

They were all great shots

Yours really made me laugh

Congrats all!

LisaR · Jun 15th, 2004, 02:33 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by GO COOP"S

Sorry I was at work at the time while typing that Ha Ha Ha line in the middle of the Spiderman scooter promo . I'll need to buy a joke book this week or get some of Alan's old ones that can alway crack a laugh.
Coop's.

Poor excuse!

I expect better next time

By the way - went to see Rosso Rocks City Tonight at the Newtown RSL - what a hoot - very funny. The best part was to see Merrick buckle with laughter when Rosso was on stage saying something unexpected!!

I'll see what bulk deal I can do on FEZ's up the road

Lisa

alan earnshaw · Jun 15th, 2004, 02:44 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by LisaR

I'll see what bulk deal I can do on FEZ's up the road

Lisa

Are you planning a 'Tommy Cooper' run Lisa ?

cityclinic · Jun 15th, 2004, 03:11 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by MrsChilliRedS

Thanks everyone
Unfortunately Peter, Ashleigh, Joshua and myself will all be in New Zealand on the 4th July. i'm sure you will all have a great time anyway and we will think of you all as we bungee the bridge.

Have a great time in NZ. Lets hope we catch up either before or after and the goodies are still in the KMS Duffle when we do

LisaR · Jun 16th, 2004, 12:19 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw

Are you planning a 'Tommy Cooper' run Lisa ?

There's an idea

But here's a line or two...

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

Lisa

TRELO · Jun 16th, 2004, 12:26 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by LisaR

There's an idea

But here's a line or two...

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Lisa

I seen one of my friends the other day and told him " do you want a lift" , he replied " Yes" , then I said " Get a jack "

LisaR · Jun 16th, 2004, 12:34 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by TRELO

I seen one of my friends the other day and told him " do you want a lift" , he replied " Yes" , then I said " Get a jack "

LOL

warped · Jun 16th, 2004, 12:44 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by TRELO

I seen one of my friends the other day and told him " do you want a lift" , he replied " Yes" , then I said " Get a jack "

err ... Chris ... don't leave your day job mate, you couldn't afford to buy a tricycle with material like that

alan earnshaw · Jun 16th, 2004, 12:49 AM

2 aerials met on a roof and decided to get married, the wedding ceremony was cr@p, but the reception was brilliant.

ScottyB · Jun 16th, 2004, 12:50 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw

2 aerials met on a roof and decided to get married, the wedding ceremony was cr@p, but the reception was brilliant.

ha ha!

That actually made me laugh out loud

alan earnshaw · Jun 16th, 2004, 01:02 AM

Two blokes were arrested, one for drinking battery acid the other for eating fireworks, one was charged the other was let off.

alan earnshaw · Jun 16th, 2004, 01:04 AM

A bloke walked into the Doctors surgery with a strawberry on his head.......The Doctor said I can give you some cream for that.

alan earnshaw · Jun 16th, 2004, 01:05 AM

A bloke walked into the Doctors Surgery wearing only a pair of shorts made out of Glad wrap....The Doctor said I can clearly see your nuts.

LisaR · Jun 16th, 2004, 01:09 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw

A bloke walked into the Doctors Surgery wearing only a pair of shorts made out of Glad wrap....The Doctor said I can clearly see your nuts.

This is when I wish I wasn't a visual person !!

FLiPSiDE · Jun 16th, 2004, 01:12 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw

A bloke walked into the Doctors Surgery wearing only a pair of shorts made out of Glad wrap....The Doctor said I can clearly see your nuts.

thats one of my all time favourite jokes hahaha

and the one with the pirate who walks into a bar with the ships wheel tied to his johnson
and the bartender goes "whats that?"
Pirate says "yeeaaar it drives me nuts!"

ScottyB · Jun 16th, 2004, 01:19 AM

haha these are gold!

Jun 15th, 2004, 09:31 AM	#661
GO COOP"S Lost in space Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: On the move Local Time: 06:25 AM Posts: 629 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by LisaR Surely you can do better than that. Sorry I was at work at the time while typing that Ha Ha Ha line in the middle of the Spiderman scooter promo . I'll need to buy a joke book this week or get some of Alan's old ones that can alway crack a laugh. Also. Erin, Lisa said their is a place near you that has one for sale. Go for it, I can see the little tassel waving out of your sun roof. Coop's. http://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/17926/38683.jpg MC-007 with ejector seat.

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Jun 15th, 2004, 12:25 PM	#662 (permalink)
MrsChilliRedS she who loses the Cap'n Join Date: May 2004 Local Time: 06:25 AM Posts: 270 Offline	Thanks everyone Unfortunately Peter, Ashleigh, Joshua and myself will all be in New Zealand on the 4th July. i'm sure you will all have a great time anyway and we will think of you all as we bungee the bridge.

Jun 15th, 2004, 12:44 PM	#663 (permalink)
Mini2v MINI2 Master Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern Beaches Syd Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 1,099 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by cityclinic And the winner is ... ... ... .... MrsRedChilliS MrsRedChilliS and the Red Team will recieve their goodies compliments of KMS Haircare and Meguiars at our next run ... ... July 4th, NSW/ACT Run to Bowral. Congratulations to the RED team for a great photo, us Blue people still had a great time rolling around getting our shot.

Jun 15th, 2004, 02:33 PM	#665 (permalink)
LisaR Roman Holiday Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Balmain, Sydney Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 233 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by GO COOP"S Sorry I was at work at the time while typing that Ha Ha Ha line in the middle of the Spiderman scooter promo . I'll need to buy a joke book this week or get some of Alan's old ones that can alway crack a laugh. Coop's. Poor excuse! I expect better next time By the way - went to see Rosso Rocks City Tonight at the Newtown RSL - what a hoot - very funny. The best part was to see Merrick buckle with laughter when Rosso was on stage saying something unexpected!! I'll see what bulk deal I can do on FEZ's up the road Lisa

Jun 15th, 2004, 02:44 PM	#666 (permalink)
alan earnshaw Brass Cannons Join Date: May 2003 Location: At Sea Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 851 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by LisaR I'll see what bulk deal I can do on FEZ's up the road Lisa Are you planning a 'Tommy Cooper' run Lisa ?

Jun 15th, 2004, 03:11 PM	#667 (permalink)
cityclinic MINI2 Master Join Date: Nov 2002 Local Time: 06:25 AM Posts: 1,524 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by MrsChilliRedS Thanks everyone Unfortunately Peter, Ashleigh, Joshua and myself will all be in New Zealand on the 4th July. i'm sure you will all have a great time anyway and we will think of you all as we bungee the bridge. Have a great time in NZ. Lets hope we catch up either before or after and the goodies are still in the KMS Duffle when we do

Jun 16th, 2004, 12:19 AM	#668 (permalink)
LisaR Roman Holiday Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Balmain, Sydney Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 233 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw Are you planning a 'Tommy Cooper' run Lisa ? There's an idea But here's a line or two... "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." Lisa

Jun 16th, 2004, 12:26 AM	#669 (permalink)
TRELO Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Pulled over by Cops Local Time: 06:25 AM Posts: 1,173 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by LisaR There's an idea But here's a line or two... "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' Lisa I seen one of my friends the other day and told him " do you want a lift" , he replied " Yes" , then I said " Get a jack "

Jun 16th, 2004, 12:34 AM	#670 (permalink)
LisaR Roman Holiday Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Balmain, Sydney Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 233 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by TRELO I seen one of my friends the other day and told him " do you want a lift" , he replied " Yes" , then I said " Get a jack " LOL

Jun 16th, 2004, 12:44 AM	#671 (permalink)
warped JCW No. 1459 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Neutral Bay, Sydney Local Time: 06:25 AM Posts: 869 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by TRELO I seen one of my friends the other day and told him " do you want a lift" , he replied " Yes" , then I said " Get a jack " err ... Chris ... don't leave your day job mate, you couldn't afford to buy a tricycle with material like that

Jun 16th, 2004, 12:49 AM	#672 (permalink)
alan earnshaw Brass Cannons Join Date: May 2003 Location: At Sea Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 851 Offline	2 aerials met on a roof and decided to get married, the wedding ceremony was cr@p, but the reception was brilliant.

Jun 16th, 2004, 01:02 AM	#674 (permalink)
alan earnshaw Brass Cannons Join Date: May 2003 Location: At Sea Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 851 Offline	Two blokes were arrested, one for drinking battery acid the other for eating fireworks, one was charged the other was let off.

Jun 16th, 2004, 01:04 AM	#675 (permalink)
alan earnshaw Brass Cannons Join Date: May 2003 Location: At Sea Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 851 Offline	A bloke walked into the Doctors surgery with a strawberry on his head.......The Doctor said I can give you some cream for that.

Jun 16th, 2004, 01:05 AM	#676 (permalink)
alan earnshaw Brass Cannons Join Date: May 2003 Location: At Sea Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 851 Offline	A bloke walked into the Doctors Surgery wearing only a pair of shorts made out of Glad wrap....The Doctor said I can clearly see your nuts.

Jun 16th, 2004, 01:09 AM	#677 (permalink)
LisaR Roman Holiday Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Balmain, Sydney Local Time: 07:25 AM Posts: 233 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw A bloke walked into the Doctors Surgery wearing only a pair of shorts made out of Glad wrap....The Doctor said I can clearly see your nuts. This is when I wish I wasn't a visual person !!

Jun 16th, 2004, 01:12 AM	#678 (permalink)
FLiPSiDE I am Jacks wasted life Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sydney Local Time: 06:25 AM Posts: 566 Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by alan earnshaw A bloke walked into the Doctors Surgery wearing only a pair of shorts made out of Glad wrap....The Doctor said I can clearly see your nuts. thats one of my all time favourite jokes hahaha and the one with the pirate who walks into a bar with the ships wheel tied to his johnson and the bartender goes "whats that?" Pirate says "yeeaaar it drives me nuts!"

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