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| vod kaknockers Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Anytown, Aus Local Time: 07:32 AM
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Offline | Sometimes im a bit of still left but most of the time im a bit of alright ![]() |
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| Take me down to Paradise Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: David McGhan's World Local Time: 07:32 AM
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Offline | Har har ![]() - Global Moderator - MY BLOG - Global Procrastinator - ![]() ... Buying the 8C for its dynamic abilities is like buying a porn film for its plot ... |
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| tag, you're It | Hello, me again. Who's going on the ClubMini Hunter thingy? HOT NEWS – Launch of clubMINI Hunter Region Branch – 20th August Club member Chris Bucknor has been working hard at setting up a branch of clubMINI in the Hunter Region. All clubMINI members are welcome to be involved in the Hunter Regions inaugral BBQ So details of BBQ are; Place: 20 August Croudace Bay Park, Entry opposite Moani Street Approx 1.4 km past BP Servo at Valentine on Lake Road (towards Warners Bay) or 3km from Warners Bay toward Belmont Directions :F3 Freeway from Sydney at Belmont turn left along Lake road towards Warners Bay Meet: Approx 10.45 - 11.00 am for BBQ at 12.00 rain or shine Sydney siders we will be organising a drive up to support our new northern members. Sydney-ites meeting at Waitara Maccas 9am |
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| Were there Oompa loompas? Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canberra Local Time: 07:32 AM
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Offline | Sorry to do this to you all again but this just had to be quoted Woman: Mr. Simpson? [Homer sets down the shotgun in Maggie's crib] I believe something of yours struck my car yesterday. Homer: Oh, yeah? Prove it. Woman: [opens front door revealing the barbecue pit and bumper] That's your license plate, isn't it? Homer: Um ... [sobbing] alright, just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000. Woman: I'm not here to sue you. My name is Astrid Weller. I own an art gallery and I'd love to display your piece. Homer: You mean this hunk o' junk? This isn't art; it's the barbecue that pushed me over the edge. [shaking fist] Didn't you? Didn't you?! You stupid -- [kicks a pipe sticking out of it, bending it] Astrid: Art isn't just pretty pictures; it's an expression of raw human emotion -- in your case, rage. Homer: Oh, I got that, lady. Marge: [peeks around the corner of the house] Is everything okay? [so do the three kids] I got worried when I didn't hear any shots. Homer: This lady says I'm an artist. Marge: You? An artist? Astrid: Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art". It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee. Homer: [gasps] In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee! Astrid: Well, you should be very excited because outsider art couldn't be hotter. Homer: So you'd better catch the fever! [shakes fist at Bart] Catch it! One of the finer Simpsons episodes if I do say so ![]() Jan 06 MCS Checkmate |
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| DON'T PANIC! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Oran Park, Sydney Local Time: 07:32 AM
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Offline | I am sure that there must be some guys at the production plant just throwing whatever extra bits and pieces come to hand into the boxes and laughing their heads off at the thought of people trying to figure out what they did wrong and why they have so many leftovers!!! ![]() |
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| Take me down to Paradise Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: David McGhan's World Local Time: 07:32 AM
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Offline | Its obviously the very last resort. Always that way in my house anyway ![]() - Global Moderator - MY BLOG - Global Procrastinator - ![]() ... Buying the 8C for its dynamic abilities is like buying a porn film for its plot ... |
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