The PIRATES [NSW MINI Owners]

[AWW_MCS]

Quote: Originally Posted by Snapper>///"> (original)

Hello, me again.
Who's going on the ClubMini Hunter thingy?

Sydney-ites meeting at Waitara Maccas 9am

We will hopfully be there too

[AWW_MCS]

Gee its very quiet around here latley ... where is everyone

[TeeBee7]

well, I was in Orange today.....

[stephen orford]

We will be there it will be nice to put some faces to some names.

[wteb]

All clubMINI members are welcome to be involved in the Hunter Regions inaugral BBQ

Have a fun day you lot some day I will join up with clubMini .

[Snapper>///">]

Quote: Originally Posted by AWW_MCS (original)

Gee its very quiet around here latley ... where is everyone

[poki]

I been busy playing bob the builder putting all my new office furniture together that arrived this week in flatpack form. Much hilarity has ensued.

Hopefully we will have time to wander up for the BBQ

[CoolJamJar]

Quote: Originally Posted by poki (original)

I been busy playing bob the builder putting all my new office furniture together that arrived this week in flatpack form. Much hilarity has ensued.

Hopefully we will have time to wander up for the BBQ

So, did you end up with any "homer simpson-esque" pieces of furniture?
You know, chairs with 5 legs legs, tables with a leg pointing upwards....

[poki]

No, but there were a worrying amount of bits and bobs left over. I doubt I will be testing its strength with some flurries of passion

[AndrewH]

Sorry to do this to you all again but this just had to be quoted

Woman: Mr. Simpson?
[Homer sets down the shotgun in Maggie's crib]
I believe something of yours struck my car yesterday.
Homer: Oh, yeah? Prove it.
Woman: [opens front door revealing the barbecue pit and bumper]
That's your license plate, isn't it?
Homer: Um ... [sobbing] alright, just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000.
Woman: I'm not here to sue you. My name is Astrid Weller. I own an art gallery and I'd love to display your piece.
Homer: You mean this hunk o' junk? This isn't art; it's the barbecue that pushed me over the edge. [shaking fist] Didn't you? Didn't you?! You stupid -- [kicks a pipe sticking out of it, bending it]
Astrid: Art isn't just pretty pictures; it's an expression of raw human emotion -- in your case, rage.
Homer: Oh, I got that, lady.
Marge: [peeks around the corner of the house]
Is everything okay?
[so do the three kids]
I got worried when I didn't hear any shots.
Homer: This lady says I'm an artist.
Marge: You? An artist?
Astrid: Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art". It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee.
Homer: [gasps] In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee!
Astrid: Well, you should be very excited because outsider art couldn't be hotter.
Homer: So you'd better catch the fever! [shakes fist at Bart] Catch it!

One of the finer Simpsons episodes if I do say so

[Gr1zzLy]

Quote: Originally Posted by poki (original)

No, but there were a worrying amount of bits and bobs left over. I doubt I will be testing its strength with some flurries of passion

as in the Thomas Crown Affair (i.e. Pierce Brosnan version)?!?!?

[CoolJamJar]

Quote: Originally Posted by poki (original)

No, but there were a worrying amount of bits and bobs left over. I doubt I will be testing its strength with some flurries of passion

I am sure that there must be some guys at the production plant just throwing whatever extra bits and pieces come to hand into the boxes and laughing their heads off at the thought of people trying to figure out what they did wrong and why they have so many leftovers!!!

[meinamini]

Some people just won't read instructions

[ScottyB]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini (original)

Some people just won't read instructions

Its obviously the very last resort. Always that way in my house anyway