If you don't know, ask the Oracle - Mr Clever - Handy Andy!

[Magictux]

Quote: Originally Posted by AndrewH

Oh you all think your soooooooo funny <------- I'm embarrassed for all of you

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Why? What can you see, oh great Oracle?

[StuJones]

So is Oracle a polite term for Geek


As eccentric is for borderline nut bag

[poki]

I love this thread.

I have nothing else to say.

[ScottyB]

I know, i know... but someone had to

[meinamini]

Andrew, I had no intention of causing embarrassment
I just seems to me that you have a wealth of MINI knowledge and are always willing to help.

plus I wanted to celebrate my 1st M2 anniversary with a poll

BTW some of your predictions are spooky

or·a·cle Pronunciation Key (ôr-kl, r-)
A person considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinions.

[ScottyB]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

plus I wanted to celebrate my 1st M2 anniversary with a poll

Congrats!

[MiniMiL]

Sorry Andrew, I had to vote "whats an oracle?"
It just reminded me too much of ralhp wiggums "whats a battle?" to pass it up

[AndrewH]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

Andrew, I had no intention of causing embarrassment

What's a bit of embarrassment among friends

The funny thing is that if you asked me a question that involved performance mods, I'd pretty much have no idea

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

BTW some of your predictions are spooky

Wanna hear my latest prediction? In the next 2 weeks, your going to get shat on by a seagull when your out motoring with the top down

[AndrewH]

Quote: Originally Posted by MiniMiL

"whats a battle?"

[meinamini]

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The funny thing is that if you asked me a question that involved performance mods, I'd pretty much have no idea

At no point were the words, performance and or mods used there are oracles of that too!

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Wanna hear my latest prediction? In the next 2 weeks, your going to get shat on by a seagull when your out motoring with the top down

You are the Oracle well close enough

I was on the phone to a client on Wednesday and had to watch silently as two seagulls (rats of the sky) roamed around my soft top eating chips and poo-ing. It was devastating.

spooky

I can cope with a bit of seagull poo on my head, but had you have predicted a pelican

[ScottyB]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

I was on the phone to a client on Wednesday and had to watch silently as two seagulls (rats of the sky) roamed around my soft top eating chips and poo-ing. It was devastating.

muahahaha

[meinamini]

Quote: Originally Posted by ScottyB

muahahaha

Now that's just cruel Mr B
All I have to do is walk out the front of my shop and say the word "chip" and a plague of those vile creatures will appear from thin air

[ScottyB]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

Now that's just cruel Mr B
All I have to do is walk out the front of my shop and say the word "chip" and a plague of those vile creatures will appear from thin air

Im pretty sure they thought I was going to offer them food down at the Lake last night too The second I got out of my car, all 4 of them that were out in the water flew in, to within a couple of feet of me

[AndrewH]

He he he, just imagining Simon driving around with a flock of seagulls in toe, Alfred Hitchcock The Birds style Most people have a don't eat junk food in the mini rule cause they don't want to get their upholstery dirty, Simon needs it so he doesn't get engulfed in seagulls and pigeons

[ScottyB]

Quote: Originally Posted by AndrewH

He he he, just imagining Simon driving around with a flock of seagulls in toe, Alfred Hitchcock The Birds style Most people have a don't eat junk food in the mini rule cause they don't want to get their upholstery dirty, Simon needs it so he doesn't get engulfed in seagulls and pigeons

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