If you don't know, ask the Oracle - Mr Clever - Handy Andy!

[meinamini]

Quote: Originally Posted by AndrewH

Yes, and what's worse is that technically, the APS ACT covers APS employees at all times, not just when we're at work. So technically standards of behaviour apply when we're not technically working.

Do they know you have a MINI?

So let me get this right, it's a bit like being a member of a football team
Sweet, you have nothing to worry about

I bet you get sensible slippers for your Bday today!

[oxygen]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

oh no.......what have I done?....Oracle....anyone

So Oracle, here's the real question... How do you get the bird **** of a cabrio roof??? It's hard enough getting it off a sunroof with out marking it forever..

Cheers

Oxy

[GOGADGET]

I had a bird s**t on my car once..............................I didn't ask her out again.

[AndrewH]

Quote: Originally Posted by GOGADGET

I had a bird s**t on my car once..............................I didn't ask her out again.

Oh, that's nasty

Re getting the bird shat off a cab roof, depends who's asking. If it's Simon, I'd have to say battery acid would be the best bet, any one else, copious amounts of water mixed with a small amount of car wash

[ScottyB]

Quote: Originally Posted by AndrewH

Oh, that's nasty

Re getting the bird shat off a cab roof, depends who's asking. If it's Simon, I'd have to say battery acid would be the best bet, any one else, copious amounts of water mixed with a small amount of car wash

oooooooooo harsh

[meinamini]

Quote: Originally Posted by AndrewH

Oh, that's nasty

Re getting the bird shat off a cab roof, depends who's asking. If it's Simon, I'd have to say battery acid would be the best bet, any one else, copious amounts of water mixed with a small amount of car wash

And a good morning to you Sir.

[meinamini]

Quote: Originally Posted by AndrewH

Oh, that's nasty

Re getting the bird shat off a cab roof, depends who's asking. If it's Simon, I'd have to say battery acid would be the best bet, any one else, copious amounts of water mixed with a small amount of car wash

Hey Oxy,
The soft top on the cabrio gets surprisingly dirty, rank would probably best describe it. As the oracle suggested well diluted (I prefer between 1/5 & 1/4 strength) car shampoo and lots of clean water. The roof itself is water resistant not waterproof so it's best not to use too strong a shampoo, you want to move the dirt not the sealant (which must be re-applied) A soft brush works best to release the dirt, poo etc from the roof. I would probably shampoo the roof once out of every four washes. Mine still beads like a champion

[Todd!]

That was my phear with getting a Cabrio for my mum... with the shyte weather down here, I could imagine having a baked mud pie on the back of it every day - based on the way the Cooper S was - I dont know how long the roof would last if you washed it every few days...

[meinamini]

Quote: Originally Posted by Todd!

That was my phear with getting a Cabrio for my mum... with the shyte weather down here, I could imagine having a baked mud pie on the back of it every day - based on the way the Cooper S was - I dont know how long the roof would last if you washed it every few days...

Hardtop owners should never complain of having a 'dirty bum' until they have experienced the wonders of the cabrios rear end
At least they have a washer / wiper thingy, I have chamois in the boot

It's all worth it in the end though end, oh I crack myself up sometimes

[AndrewH]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

And a good morning to you Sir.

[MiniMiL]

Quote: Originally Posted by meinamini

Hardtop owners should never complain of having a 'dirty bum' until they have experienced the wonders of the cabrios rear end
At least they have a washer / wiper thingy, I have chamois in the boot

It's all worth it in the end though end, oh I crack myself up sometimes

BTW, thats for the use of your chamois last weekend
As far as seagulls are concerned, maybe you should get yourself a scarecrow??

[MiniMiL]

Something like this perhaps?
Or perhaps not

[AndrewH]

Quote: Originally Posted by MiniMiL

BTW, thats for the use of your chamois last weekend
As far as seagulls are concerned, maybe you should get yourself a scarecrow??

Ha ha ha PMSL If your unhappy about having a Barina aerial Simon, turning it into a scarecrow could be a win win outcome

[meinamini]

Quote: Originally Posted by MiniMiL

Something like this perhaps?
Or perhaps not

You know Jonathon, that's just the look I am going for! I tried all the usual searches.....

As to the shamwah! No worries

Quote:

Ha ha ha PMSL If your unhappy about having a Barina aerial Simon, turning it into a scarecrow could be a win win outcome

That is a natural progression....I think....barina aerial to 'scarecrow'....HELLO is there a doctor in the house?

[meinamini]

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