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| View Poll Results: AndrewH Oracle or Not | |||
| Yes |     | 7 | 43.75% |
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| What's an Oracle?? |    | 7 | 43.75% |
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May 22nd, 2005, 02:48 AM
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| Are you CrAzY? I can see a whole new thread titled "Ask the Oracle"   joking This was meant to be light hearted and fun, which I believe it was. It coincided with your Bday (that was a fluke) but on the whole I believe that it 'perked' everyone up a bit, it was all very negative on here this week  If I caused offense, Andrew, my sincerest apologies  Simon   |
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May 22nd, 2005, 10:06 AM
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| Just finished watching the einstein factor on the ABC The einstein factor I really think andrew (the oracle) should enter, special category being BMW MINI Coopers.   Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it |
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May 22nd, 2005, 11:05 AM
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| Hi, mmm... a special topic of "Mini Cooper S" would have to be better than "The Saddle Club" which was one of the topics tonight. My daughter Katie was pretty good on the saddle club. I think she would also do pretty well on Mini Cooper S However, both topics would be better than "Federal politics, Hawke and Keating era" or whatever the other topic was   Cheers Robbo  Mods: GO MADDIE and SPARKY! |
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May 22nd, 2005, 02:13 PM
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| Can I just say "Federal politics, Hawke and Keating era" ZZZZZZzzzzz Also, this thread will never die!! muhuhaha Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it |
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May 23rd, 2005, 04:28 AM
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| This is not the case Mister Tux! The role of oracle for all of us is to impart knowledge - imparting knowledge involves teaching and leading by example. Therefore the oracle was simply giving us an example of why it is not a good idea to lick the underside of an MCS bonnet.  |
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May 23rd, 2005, 04:46 AM
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| So are their any perks to this job like sacrificing virgins or predicting the future by interpreting the entrails of slaughtered animals?  Jan 06 MCS Checkmate |
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May 23rd, 2005, 05:03 AM
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| Actually I believe the traditional "Oracle" set up is alone at the top of a remarkably remote and high mountain, wearing some sort of loin cloth/robe combination and a bald head. The bonnet licking should help with the bald head! Oh, and the bones/entrails thing would probably be a goer (although the only bones/entrails you are likely to get on top of a high mountain are seagull - meinamini will probably happily supply you with all the seagulls you'll ever need) But I think the only excitement you'll get is the occaisional wanderer, asking you the meaning of existence etc. No virgins I'm afraid! You could try for evil demi-god or something like that if you to see lots of nubile young girls. The only draw back with being the evil demi-god is that there will eventually be a warrior-hero type turn up and ransack your temple, pillage the nubile girls, and rape the goats....  Anyways he will definately know how to beat you because he will have gone to see that bl**dy Oracle before hand. *sigh* No rest for the wicked. |
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