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Old May 20th, 2002, 12:04 AM
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Talking My little mini story.. a bit long..

So Im driving along, its getting dark, theres parked cars along my left, traffic lights ahead turning orange, opposite side of the intersection a car wants to turn.. best to accelerate to give him time, look at speedo as I go through intersection 70kmh.. oops, better slow down, see a blue Porsche convertible in my rear mirror, I gently apply brakes to wash off speed, chick in Porsche is really moving, slams on brakes, flashes headlights...

Now the fun begins..

Its a 60 zone, I'm doing 65, its not safe to speed here, she is sitting a foot off my rear bumper, keeps swerving to pass me, flashing headlights, being a complete ****...
So I slow down She gets closer, I slow more.

Eventually we come to an intersection, she screams past, I pull up next to her, shes abusing the hell out of me, silly blonde bimbo.

Its a big intersection, with a large hill on the other side, I look up there, what do I see? A silver Mitsubishi Magna, parked up on the verge.. what kinda idiot parks like... ah an idiot with a little black box out the front of his car, he he he..

So, I look across at the bimbo, she gives me a dirty look, I smile and rev the engine, she tells me where to go, I rev it some more, she gives me the '******' sign, Oh baby lets play!

Lights are about to change, I rev it heaps, she revs it heaps, light goes green! I let the revs drop off.

She floors it, by buggery Porsches are fast, I reckon she was doing 120kmh when she went past that speed camera, its a 60 zone. I think thats a 12 month ban here in Oz and a rather hefty fine.
Hope she likes public transport.

The point of all this.. none really, I just think its funny as hell and people acting like ***** sometimes get what they deserve.
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Old May 20th, 2002, 02:20 AM
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haha. Thats one of the best stories I have ever heard. I love when stuff like that happens.

What an idiot. I really like when you are on the highway going about 10 over the limit and then someone comes screaming up your tail and while your about to move over into the center lane you notice a police car sitting ahead on the shoulder so you just wait a little bit until the guy acts like a jackass which is when you change lanes into the center lane behind someone while the cop catches this guy accelerating like crazy and then you see the cop come up and pull the guy over while you don't forget to give a little wave to the guy.

great story! Justice!

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Old May 20th, 2002, 05:33 AM
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Hahahaaaa!!! That is brilliant!!! Made my day, brilliant read, just NOT what your expecting to happen! Hahahaaaa!

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put a great smile on my face

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