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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:14 PM
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In keeping with the fantastic 'Centre Globe' nav system and disguise-a-dirty-great-transmission-tunnel 'Centre Rail', I thought it might be a laugh to bend our minds at other silly options that could be offered. For example:

* Mukwalls - tyres with a mud pattern embedded in the sidewalls; so your neighbours think your Crossover's more than a fashion statement.
* RackBack - an easy to use pull-out barbecue rack under the rear bumper; takes up to 80kg side of beef.

More suggestions welcome...
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:17 PM
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In keeping with the fantastic 'Centre Globe' nav system and disguise-a-dirty-great-transmission-tunnel 'Centre Rail', I thought it might be a laugh to bend our minds at other silly options that could be offered. For example:

* Mukwalls - tyres with a mud pattern embedded in the sidewalls; so your neighbours think your Crossover's more than a fashion statement.
* RackBack - an easy to use pull-out barbecue rack under the rear bumper; takes up to 80kg side of beef.

More suggestions welcome...

You said daft, but then that RackBack sounds genius to me!
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You said daft, but then that RackBack sounds genius to me!

Sounds more like one of BGJ's ever-dubious activities to me

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how about a vertical exhaust coming up the A panel to make it look like a paris-dakar conversion?
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Sounds more like one of BGJ's ever-dubious activities to me

i'm sure it's a euphamism for some deviant behaviour that he'd be more than happy to explain
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Sounds more like one of BGJ's ever-dubious activities to me

well, the MINI is a gay car, right?

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well, the MINI is a gay car, right?

It is?!?!?




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Yes, but only the Ones

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Yes, but only the Ones

I'll have you know 'Zeus' is most definately not a gay car.*


* Although, he does contain strut braces that were originally fitted to BGJ's 'Minx I'.

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I rest my case.

No further questions, m'lud

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Do you think 'gay' is really transmissible through strut braces?

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yes.

next?

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One final question.... what is it again you're driving these days, Carlos?

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...that won't make as much fun noise, corner as well, ride as well, or stop as quickly as my ONE.

I rest my case, m'Lord.


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