Brian's noonday story time..Gather round and shut up!!

[Ebrian_x2]

Hello everyone....Whos wants to hear a story?...I bet you do
my wonderful reader...

Well let me tell you a story about my lunch break today. It was a wonderful
day, met the girlfriend for lunch and proceeded to the nearest fast food
place (and it was on my lunch break so I didnt have enough time to take her
out to a nice place, so I dont wanna hear it!!)

Well ANYWAYS..., While we ate our lunchs my eyes were drawn to a car in
the parking lot...It was prolly 15 years old..blue toyota. I must descride this
car in all its glory as it had me laughing so hard I could barely eat! First up,
we have the spray painted white bonnet strips, that went from front to back,
and half covered the Toyota emblem on the back...
Second, was the big tail pipe, which looked like it was hand made..., from
what looked like a pop can.
Third, we have a seat belt hanging out of the door, which was closed..Classic
And finally, the best part of all. The drivers side view mirror was broken,
so being the resourceful bugger the owner was, he proceeded in duct tapeing
a handheld bathroom mirror to the mirror housing..How cool is that??!! Find
something cooler, I dare you!!..
Well kids thats my noonday story. The moral you ask? I have no idea, dont
bother daddy when hes drinking!!
Well Im off to ponder the meaning of life, and
other important grown up stuff. .. Tune in again next time for more of my noonday
storytime!!

[KPKalle]

Quote: Originally Posted by Ebrian_x2

And finally, the best part of all. The drivers side view mirror was broken, so being the resourceful bugger the owner was, he proceeded in duct tapeing
a handheld bathroom mirror to the mirror housing..How cool is that??!! Find
something cooler, I dare you!!..

at the whole story - but especially that!

[Ferroequine]

. Here is another DIY performance mod.

[bimini]

what..this isnt a performance mod?



this surely must make this astra go faster...?



this definately goes faster than the others...more grill=more speed...



BUT never forget...the more pipes the more pull



and then theres aerodynamics just to give mum's car that extra edge



more examples of good taste (check out the body kitted and sprayjob bentley) can be found at www.westover.org.uk as well as some photos of various girls in with the same dress sense bypass as a lot of the cars ...oh there is an MCS in there somewhere, so its not all bad.

Having these plonkers driving up and down the same old bit of road on a weekday with nothing better to do our after hour is hilarious, save for the music (but thats what double glazing is for )...we've got a score chart on the studio wall for tailpipe count...think its up to 12...on a vauxhall 80's hatchback..white, tastefully done mind, looks like it was covered in superglue and driven thru halfords shop window

(hmm, i may be getting old )

[Ferroequine]

And let's not forget the STICKERS!!!

Stick-on horsepower...

[Ebrian_x2]

Lol Bimini!! Those pics were great!