Just got this off the radio and thought it was made for us!
A snail went into the (MINI) car dealer and asked to buy a car. He said, "I want a little car with an "S" on it!" The salesman said, "Why do you want an "S" on it?" The snail replied, "So when I zoom down the street, all the people can say, "Look at that "S" car go!"
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