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Old Jul 28th, 2002, 01:32 PM
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Just got this off the radio and thought it was made for us!

A snail went into the (MINI) car dealer and asked to buy a car. He said, "I want a little car with an "S" on it!" The salesman said, "Why do you want an "S" on it?" The snail replied, "So when I zoom down the street, all the people can say, "Look at that "S" car go!"

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Errr... hahaha I dont get it... S meaning that slow car? or snail car?
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Errr... hahaha I dont get it... S meaning that slow car? or snail car?

Parles vous Francais?


The snail... 'S' car go ... Escargot... get it?


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And I thought my jokes were bad
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HAHAHA a classic surely!
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Old Jul 29th, 2002, 07:52 AM
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