Driving to work today.. sigh!
I saw some really stupid driving this morning, figured they must have had a chav-amnesty and given them all their licenses back. Anyway, I wasn't too fussed as none of it had affected me until I got near work.
Sat at a set of lights, 2 lanes. Outside goes straight ahead. Left goes left and straight ahead.. but it's rare people do that due to parked cars ahead. So I'm in the outside with everyone else.
Silver 53 plate mondeo pulls up behind me and stops, then suddenly swaps to the inside. I just figured, make your mind up mate and didn't think owt more of it. I'd not seen him before this point, he must have appeared from a different direction.
Lights turn green, cars ahead of me pull away slowly, I pull away behind them, cars in left lane turn left.. mondeo beside me at this point doesn't go left, he goes straight ahead, then suddenly starts to drift right AT my car. Clearly he wants to be in my lane now..
So, I slowed down to give him some space figuring he'd just pull in infront, but no.. he wants to be in my lane NOW where I AM.. and I can't go any further right as there's a filter lane for the opposide side to my right.
Yep, he suddenly just pulls hard right on me giving me the w**ker sign, I end up in the filter lane for the opposide side, can't move any further and his car hits mine, this awful rubbing, grinding sound

Cars were so close the mirrors had overlapped, it was insane, what was he doing??!! I just braked hard and virtually stopped, so he boots it off giving me the same sign out of his now open window and loads of shouting.
See a nasty dent in his front wheel arch and a big scrape down the side of his car and turns off right through a gap in the opposite trafic that I can't follow him through as it closed up when I got there.
So, it's a hit and run now

I didn't get time to take his reg..
I got to work, 2mins up the road, really upset and dreading seeing the damage. And there was none. I had rubber from his tires on my front passenger alloy and thats it. My car took a quality chunk out of his! Serves him right.. I hope it costs hundreds of quid to fix.
Think it's the black plastic trim around my Mini that saved it's skin.
Dispicable people like this ruin the day for everyone and make the roads unsafe. I hope someone drops a steel girder on him... it's what folks like that deserve.
Completely unprovoked, I'd given him loads of space but clearly it wasn't enough for this idiot..
Still, his day will be more ruined than mine when he gets the bill for his repairs.. HAHA justice.
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