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FriGuy · Oct 22nd, 2002, 05:45 PM

Bragging Rights

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Mini Cooper also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the Mini Cooper owner that his was the best car that money could buy.
"This is the best limo that money can buy. It has ABS, airbags for all passengers, automatic climate control, onboard computer control system, photo chromatic glass, mini bar, a television with satellite dish embedded in the roof, blah blah blah...."
At this point the Mini Cooper owner interrupted.
"But do you have a video in there?"
The light changed at this point, and the limo driver pulled off. The businessman in back felt a bit down that he didn't have this simple item, and that very day had one installed in the limo.
A few days passed by, and again the limo was at a traffic light when the businessman spotted the Mini Cooper again. It was pulled over to a side, with the glasses all steamed up, and steam coming from a half open window. Upon seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of the Mini Cooper. After a few moments, the Mini Cooper owner poked his head out (which was dripping with water, by the way!).
"I installed a VCR in my limo", said the businessman proudly.
The Mini Cooper-man responded: "You got me out of the shower for THAT?"

EBMCS03 · Oct 22nd, 2002, 07:09 PM

Shower eh?

MaximumPDA · Oct 22nd, 2002, 07:19 PM

Ah, the bolder look of Kohler, and I don't suppose he was alone in that shower either.

Oct 22nd, 2002, 05:45 PM	#1
FriGuy MINI2 Newbie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas Texas Local Time: 01:39 AM Posts: 9 Offline	Mini Humor for your Tuesday Afternoon Bragging Rights A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Mini Cooper also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the Mini Cooper owner that his was the best car that money could buy. "This is the best limo that money can buy. It has ABS, airbags for all passengers, automatic climate control, onboard computer control system, photo chromatic glass, mini bar, a television with satellite dish embedded in the roof, blah blah blah...." At this point the Mini Cooper owner interrupted. "But do you have a video in there?" The light changed at this point, and the limo driver pulled off. The businessman in back felt a bit down that he didn't have this simple item, and that very day had one installed in the limo. A few days passed by, and again the limo was at a traffic light when the businessman spotted the Mini Cooper again. It was pulled over to a side, with the glasses all steamed up, and steam coming from a half open window. Upon seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of the Mini Cooper. After a few moments, the Mini Cooper owner poked his head out (which was dripping with water, by the way!). "I installed a VCR in my limo", said the businessman proudly. The Mini Cooper-man responded: "You got me out of the shower for THAT?"

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Oct 22nd, 2002, 07:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
EBMCS03 M5 Extraordinare! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: So Cal Local Time: 06:39 PM Posts: 6,768 Offline	Shower eh?

Oct 22nd, 2002, 07:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
MaximumPDA MINI2 Newbie Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Seattle Metro Local Time: 01:39 AM Posts: 17 Offline	Ah, the bolder look of Kohler, and I don't suppose he was alone in that shower either.

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