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Palindrake · May 6th, 2003, 05:28 AM

What d'ya think?

"This car compensates for my penis size"

good for blokes at least -

MiniMan7 · May 6th, 2003, 05:50 AM

lol...

BruceK · May 6th, 2003, 08:18 AM

Could we get some made up that say truck instead of car?

You see, I have this wild idea of visiting a parking lot with big stack of those bumper stickers and leaving with none...

5280Motoring · May 6th, 2003, 09:26 AM

[quote]Originally posted by BruceK
[b]Could we get some made up that say truck instead of car?

You see, I have this wild idea of visiting a parking lot with big stack of those bumper stickers and leaving with none...

That is a truly evil thought....I LOVE IT!

I live in a land of giants myself. I was thinking of a sticker saying "I bet you thought this parking spot was empty." I've seen more than a couple of cars try to pull in where I was only to realize the parking spot was taken.

BruceK · May 6th, 2003, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 5280Motoring
...
I live in a land of giants myself. I was thinking of a sticker saying "I bet you thought this parking spot was empty." I've seen more than a couple of cars try to pull in where I was only to realize the parking spot was taken. [/b]

Have you seen the little booklet put out by MINIUSA titled "Manual of Motoring"? It's kind of a humorous version of the Owner's Manual.

One section is called "Let's Park" and it suggests when parking the MINI in a parking lot, leaving a big space in front of the car so the rear of your MINI will be even with the other cars, to avoid "phantom spots".

It even has two illustrations with a "thumb down" for the empty parking space effect and a "thumb up" for having the back of the MINI visible and in line with the other vehicles.

MiniMan7 · May 6th, 2003, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceK
Have you seen the little booklet put out by MINIUSA titled "Manual of Motoring"? It's kind of a humorous version of the Owner's Manual.

One section is called "Let's Park" and it suggests when parking the MINI in a parking lot, leaving a big space in front of the car so the rear of your MINI will be even with the other cars, to avoid "phantom spots".

It even has two illustrations with a "thumb down" for the empty parking space effect and a "thumb up" for having the back of the MINI visible and in line with the other vehicles.

I got that book thingy too, its quite funny.

5280Motoring · May 6th, 2003, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceK
Have you seen the little booklet put out by MINIUSA titled "Manual of Motoring"? It's kind of a humorous version of the Owner's Manual.

One section is called "Let's Park" and it suggests when parking the MINI in a parking lot, leaving a big space in front of the car so the rear of your MINI will be even with the other cars, to avoid "phantom spots".

It even has two illustrations with a "thumb down" for the empty parking space effect and a "thumb up" for having the back of the MINI visible and in line with the other vehicles.

I do have a copy of that somewhere. But I'm only willing to go so far to accomodate the F-350 crewcab extended bed driving crowd.

You could put two of us front to back and not be seen.

collinsc · May 6th, 2003, 01:13 PM

no, im sorry, this is the best bumper sticker ever.

tavis1 · May 6th, 2003, 02:43 PM

The best Bumper stickers I've seen was "Dr. Ruth is a virgin" and On a big chevy 4x4 it said " Have you drivin over a Ford lately?"
Tavis1

Chuckles · May 9th, 2003, 11:39 PM

Saw a great bumper sticker the other day (SW London)

"If you can read this then I can brake and sue you..."

I was pulled up behind the car at a red light before you ask... I hate people tailgating me too!

Casey · May 10th, 2003, 12:02 AM

Well it wasn't really a bumper sticker - but more of a roof sticker - but on the roof of a classic Mini it said in big letters - "If you can read this your vechicle is too damn big"

May 10th, 2003, 03:59 AM

how about-
*****, Grass, or Cash. Because nobody rides for free.

Willy · May 10th, 2003, 04:08 AM

My favorite seen on an MG:

"Why do the British drink warm beer?...Because their refrigerators have Lucas electronics!"

gromit · May 10th, 2003, 05:14 AM

I like this one

(ducking and running)

Humourl3ss · May 10th, 2003, 09:33 AM

LOL..... best one yet.

-CW

Roger Corby · May 10th, 2003, 12:23 PM

My favorite: "BUSH/ORWELL IN 2004"

justamy · May 10th, 2003, 12:25 PM

I heard of a bumper sticker spotted on a Suzuki Samurai -- the one Consumer Reports said had a tendency to overturn when going around corners too fast. The sticker was upside down and read "If you can read this, please flip me back over."

Amy

MoonPie · May 11th, 2003, 04:05 AM

my two faves so far:

(in opposition to Mean People Suck

)
Nice People Swallow

and...

Still P1ssed At Yoko

jcam711 · Sep 19th, 2003, 01:24 AM

Saw this one last week in Jackson Hole, Wy ...

Most girls want to catch boys ... I just want to pass them.

Tom D · Sep 19th, 2003, 01:45 AM

The funniest one I have seen lately was on the back of a small Toyota pickup, it said: " Big truck, small ****".

May 6th, 2003, 05:28 AM	#1
Palindrake MINI2 Newbie Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Midlands Local Time: 01:11 AM Posts: 36 Offline	Best bumper sticker ever? What d'ya think? "This car compensates for my penis size" good for blokes at least -

May 6th, 2003, 05:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
MiniMan7 Let's Motor. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hamilton, Ontario Local Time: 09:11 PM Posts: 2,891 Offline	lol... http://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/16791/32165.jpg

May 6th, 2003, 08:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
BruceK Moderator & Sponsor Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Antonio, Texas Local Time: 06:11 PM Posts: 3,758 Offline	Could we get some made up that say truck instead of car? You see, I have this wild idea of visiting a parking lot with big stack of those bumper stickers and leaving with none... Attached Thumbnails + 2002 MINI Cooper S - Dark Silver / White roof, Sport, Premium, Lapis blue leather + 1965 Mini Traveller - Tartan Red / White roof, 1275, Cooper S discs, fully restored/renewed

May 6th, 2003, 09:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
5280Motoring 12th Floor Cube Dweller Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Local Time: 05:11 PM Posts: 248 Offline	[quote]Originally posted by BruceK [b]Could we get some made up that say truck instead of car? You see, I have this wild idea of visiting a parking lot with big stack of those bumper stickers and leaving with none... That is a truly evil thought....I LOVE IT! I live in a land of giants myself. I was thinking of a sticker saying "I bet you thought this parking spot was empty." I've seen more than a couple of cars try to pull in where I was only to realize the parking spot was taken. Visit the Pool Cleaners from Distant Planets Izzy is an '03 MCS, with PP, CWP. It's BRG on BRG. I know, BFD.

May 6th, 2003, 10:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
BruceK Moderator & Sponsor Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Antonio, Texas Local Time: 06:11 PM Posts: 3,758 Offline	Quote: Originally posted by 5280Motoring ... I live in a land of giants myself. I was thinking of a sticker saying "I bet you thought this parking spot was empty." I've seen more than a couple of cars try to pull in where I was only to realize the parking spot was taken. [/b] Have you seen the little booklet put out by MINIUSA titled "Manual of Motoring"? It's kind of a humorous version of the Owner's Manual. One section is called "Let's Park" and it suggests when parking the MINI in a parking lot, leaving a big space in front of the car so the rear of your MINI will be even with the other cars, to avoid "phantom spots". It even has two illustrations with a "thumb down" for the empty parking space effect and a "thumb up" for having the back of the MINI visible and in line with the other vehicles. + 2002 MINI Cooper S - Dark Silver / White roof, Sport, Premium, Lapis blue leather + 1965 Mini Traveller - Tartan Red / White roof, 1275, Cooper S discs, fully restored/renewed

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May 6th, 2003, 10:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
MiniMan7 Let's Motor. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hamilton, Ontario Local Time: 09:11 PM Posts: 2,891 Offline	Quote: Originally posted by BruceK Have you seen the little booklet put out by MINIUSA titled "Manual of Motoring"? It's kind of a humorous version of the Owner's Manual. One section is called "Let's Park" and it suggests when parking the MINI in a parking lot, leaving a big space in front of the car so the rear of your MINI will be even with the other cars, to avoid "phantom spots". It even has two illustrations with a "thumb down" for the empty parking space effect and a "thumb up" for having the back of the MINI visible and in line with the other vehicles. I got that book thingy too, its quite funny. http://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/16791/32165.jpg

May 6th, 2003, 12:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
5280Motoring 12th Floor Cube Dweller Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Local Time: 05:11 PM Posts: 248 Offline	Quote: Originally posted by BruceK Have you seen the little booklet put out by MINIUSA titled "Manual of Motoring"? It's kind of a humorous version of the Owner's Manual. One section is called "Let's Park" and it suggests when parking the MINI in a parking lot, leaving a big space in front of the car so the rear of your MINI will be even with the other cars, to avoid "phantom spots". It even has two illustrations with a "thumb down" for the empty parking space effect and a "thumb up" for having the back of the MINI visible and in line with the other vehicles. I do have a copy of that somewhere. But I'm only willing to go so far to accomodate the F-350 crewcab extended bed driving crowd. You could put two of us front to back and not be seen. Visit the Pool Cleaners from Distant Planets Izzy is an '03 MCS, with PP, CWP. It's BRG on BRG. I know, BFD.

May 6th, 2003, 01:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
collinsc MINI2 Newbie Join Date: Dec 2002 Local Time: 05:11 PM Posts: 31 Offline	no, im sorry, this is the best bumper sticker ever.

May 6th, 2003, 02:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
tavis1 a.k.a Handsome Rob Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Helms Deep Local Time: 05:11 PM Posts: 2,948 Offline	The best Bumper stickers I've seen was "Dr. Ruth is a virgin" and On a big chevy 4x4 it said " Have you drivin over a Ford lately?" Tavis1

May 9th, 2003, 11:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Chuckles MINI2 Newbie Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wimbledon Local Time: 12:11 AM Posts: 3 Offline	Saw a great bumper sticker the other day (SW London) "If you can read this then I can brake and sue you..." I was pulled up behind the car at a red light before you ask... I hate people tailgating me too!

May 10th, 2003, 12:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
Casey MINI2 co-founder Join Date: Jan 2001 Local Time: 07:11 PM Posts: 655 Offline	Well it wasn't really a bumper sticker - but more of a roof sticker - but on the roof of a classic Mini it said in big letters - "If you can read this your vechicle is too damn big"

May 10th, 2003, 03:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
L8 Apex Posts: n/a	how about- *****, Grass, or Cash. Because nobody rides for free.

May 10th, 2003, 04:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
Willy MINI2 Master Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running From The Law Local Time: 07:11 PM Posts: 2,452 Offline	My favorite seen on an MG: "Why do the British drink warm beer?...Because their refrigerators have Lucas electronics!" http://billlawrence.blogspot.com

May 10th, 2003, 05:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
gromit Bad Dog, Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Rochester, NY USA Local Time: 06:11 PM Posts: 813 Offline	I like this one (ducking and running) Attached Thumbnails Chili Red / Black Roof Cooper "S", delivered Aug 5, 2002. If you have read this far you are obsessed - Make a donation to MINI2 and become a sponsor! Enjoy every sandwich. - Warren Zevon

May 10th, 2003, 09:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
Humourl3ss Now With More Cowbell Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada City Local Time: 08:11 PM Posts: 1,695 Offline	LOL..... best one yet. -CW Global Moderator

May 10th, 2003, 12:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
Roger Corby MINI2 Regular Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New Orleans Local Time: 06:11 PM Posts: 89 Offline	My favorite: "BUSH/ORWELL IN 2004"

May 10th, 2003, 12:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
justamy MINI2 Regular Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Las Vegas Local Time: 08:11 PM Posts: 76 Offline	Samurai I heard of a bumper sticker spotted on a Suzuki Samurai -- the one Consumer Reports said had a tendency to overturn when going around corners too fast. The sticker was upside down and read "If you can read this, please flip me back over." Amy

May 11th, 2003, 04:05 AM	#18 (permalink)
MoonPie RedUn's Manicurist ;-þ Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Northern VA Local Time: 08:11 PM Posts: 16,098 Offline	my two faves so far: (in opposition to Mean People Suck ) Nice People Swallow and... Still P1ssed At Yoko

Sep 19th, 2003, 01:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
jcam711 MINI2 Regular Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ohio Local Time: 08:11 PM Posts: 70 Offline	Saw this one last week in Jackson Hole, Wy ... Most girls want to catch boys ... I just want to pass them. Silver/Black Cooper, that I drove 548 miles home on April 12 '02 (14th buyer from Morristown NJ MINI). My other transportation is a silver Paso Fino - Happy Trails!

Sep 19th, 2003, 01:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
Tom D MINI2 Regular Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Derby, Kansas, USA Local Time: 07:11 PM Posts: 339 Offline	The funniest one I have seen lately was on the back of a small Toyota pickup, it said: " Big truck, small ****". Tom 02 EB/B MCS

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