[Shamster]

Anyone else seen this? The latest news email from MINI. If you go to the section where it shows the latest ads they've done for 'Between the Sheets' there's a great one called 'say it with flowers' .

And the last one is quite good too!


click here and pick the one with the yellow MINI on the LHS

[SoggyCornFlakes]

Damn it, who filmed me doing that

[SoggyCornFlakes]

oh, and I got mine emailed to me too Sham

[edm81363]

What's a Slapper?

-Baffled in America

[R1]

Quote: Originally Posted by edm81363

What's a Slapper?

-Baffled in America

Quote:

How to Tell If You're a bit of a Slapper (which is ok, btw)

by Sarah, Jules

You've had 3 different men in your bed on 3 consecutive nights, and you're not on holiday in Ibiza
People say is that a belt when referring to your new skirt
You buy all your jewellery from Argos.
You have more than one pair of knee high boots.
You've never met your best friend's boyfriend/husband.
You wake up regularly in strange beds, or in strange underwear.
You never wear knickers when you wear a mini skirt.
You got expelled from school for having sex with a student teacher on the premises.
When you started work you got sacked for having sex with the tea boy in the stationary cupboard, and the whole office watched it on the CCTV.
You never wear knickers- always thongs.
You think crotchless knickers are cool.
When you get drunk, you seem to always end up flashing your breasts to everyone around you.
Doreen from 'Birds of a Feather' is your role model.
You buy 'PlayGirl' magazine.
The local GUI clinic has a mailing list exclusively for your contacts.
You think that orange actually is your natural skin tone.
Half the neighbourhood knows you go for the full Brazilian wax.
When you meet your boyfriends dad you realise he looks all tooooo familiar....


Other Suggestions:

You like getting your ears pulled by strangers
You only shower before going out on the pull.
Essential handbag items include bright red lippy, femifresh and clean tights.
You have been advised that you can only take the morning after pill so many times in one month
You have difficulty finding someone new to have sex with in your town.
Your school skirt is rolled up at the waist, shortening it by about 12inches.
In the office you think that the photocopier is a seat.
You wake up regularly in strange cars
The label in your knickers doesn't indicate size so much as how many minutes you go without sha**ing someone at your local nightclub.
You've slept with your best friend's boyfriend/husband.
You think big gold earrings are hip and trendy.
You use hoop ear rings for supporting your legs.
You think wearing rings on all available fingers looks kewl.
You take pleasure in wearing little white newlook dresses with gold buckles and no underwear.
You've been on the television show 'The Villa'
You think yellow-blond peroxide color is "kewl"
You are a walking equal opportunities policy and will sleep with anyone regardless of age, race, religion, marital status ..
Your "roots" are always showing.
At the nightclub, you have used the toilets for sex with strange men while your boyfrien is waiting at the DJ box!
You always have to wear your boots when sha**ing.

[Skinnyrunt]

Gees that'd cost at least £200