Just popped out for lunch in my MINI Cooper and pulled up to a set of traffic lights. I sat there peacefully with the sun blazing and the window down. Suddenly a stunning brand new BMW M3 Convertible pulls along side me in the right hand turn lane only with the roof down - I knew what he was thinking!
In the back were three 10 year old kids who just sat there staring at me and my car (how kids do) and in the moment of awkward silence, a high pitched squeak of "I like your Mini!" came from the back seats. I replied "thanks!" and as i looked across to see a disappointed driver the lights turned green, I shot in front of him and left him eating my dust with 3 waving hands in the back seats.
Brought a smile to my face

. Serves him right for being so cocky in the first place.
Muwwwahahahahah, evil. I know.