MINI Cooper S
Driving a MINI is like Making Love to a Beautiful Woman ...
You`ve first got to check its Clean, Caressing the bodywork, giving every Inch of it your loving attention and make sure you've got a nice wet sponge, before makng slow circular movements around any Blemishes.
Gently open its Doors & squeeze inside, being carefull not to scratch the Leather, as you get into a comfortable position.
Check the Knob is in Neutral by pushing it from side to side, before easing it into position for a Smooth take off.
Insert the Key & Twist it, just long enough for her engine to throb into Life
Push your foot down an inch or two at first, & then All the way as you feel it penetrate the air
If you feel yourself Coming close too an early Accident by nudging too close to Danger, then Hold on Tight particularly if it's a rear-ender and pray you make contact with her twin
airbags as soon as possible.