Alright, so we all pride ourselves for keeping our MINIs shiny, clean, and presentable. In fact we may even feel that the way our MINIs look is a reflection on ourselves! (Or maybe we just reflect upon our MINIs that way… ) We take plenty of pictures of our pretty MINIs, in portrait or in group poses. Then we end up showing only the finest.
Well in this thread, let's see those moments where our MINIs have looked their
worst.

Let's examine those shots which exemplify evidence of a memorable motoring experience. Let's present our version of the Art of Motoring, where our MINI is the canvas and the elements are the colors.
How soiled has your MINI ever gotten? Having a bad wheel day? Targeted by avian air bombs? Did your MINI beg, "Clean me!?" Show here the dirty condition of your MINI, right before you embarked on the complete wash and detailing ritual.