Of course I did, but in true tradition had to walk the PCs around the block a few times before leaving them with the chicken

Ta for the apple
Hope you're coping after the loss of the Fab... ahhh that cakey styling and kickin' sound system!

I thought you might ask that I saved one for you

Did you not bring an extra large portion of PCs with the satay?

*leaves a welcome home sizzling chicken in satay sauce and die cast 1:18 Fabia model on the doorstep*

Thanks for the sweetcorn Got any apples left

*leaves a large tin of sweetcorn, a bottle of beer and a Quorn sausage on the windowsill*

Always! ...but my liver could do with a coupla hours off
Here, this time Saturday you were on your 17th Magners

Fancy a Magners?

Can you do something interesting please? I'm trying to stalk you, but you're boring me to death...

There'll be 5 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 5 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 4 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 4 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 3 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 3 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 2 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 2 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be lights out in Dublin on Saturday afternoooooooooooon

There'll be 10 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 10 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 9 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 9 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 8 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 8 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 7 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 7 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

There'll be 6 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, 6 Ireland jerseys sitting in a pub, and if 1 Ireland jersey should drink a bit too much...

She has no time to reply to you Vickie, she's too busy writing on her own wall