Last minute plea

[Carlos.]

OK,

it's the on, off, on, off, on, off world that is my life.........

Anyone got room on the floor/sofa/bath of their hotel room for a little one on Ball night?

Bad Points:

Snores when drunk.
Snores when sober.
Will be last to bed.
Liable to sleep where I fall.

Good Points:

Have all my own teeth, and will bring own toothbrush.
Real hair, so no wig to leave around the place.
Can keep you entertained.
Travel light, so wont take up too much space.

Any offers considered gratefully.

[NickyJ]

I can confirm he's a nice guy, hope you can make it Carl

[simeds]

you can always try getting yourself arrested in ''the early hours'', then you get not only free accommodation for the night, but also your own taxi service to take you....


hope this helps...

[Carlos.]

Quote: Originally Posted by simeds (original)

you can always try getting yourself arrested in ''the early hours'', then you get not only free accommodation for the night, but also your own taxi service to take you....


hope this helps...

<-----serious consideration going into this tactic

[Carlos.]

Sorted.

Cheers Christophe


Reet....now to blag a monkey suit from somewhere.............

[Lorri]

Hmm.... better not offer

[Lorri]

Quote: Originally Posted by Carlos. (original)

Sorted.

Cheers Christophe


Reet....now to blag a monkey suit from somewhere.............

Excellent

[simeds]

okay, all i need is 1 - a ticket, 2 a hotel, 3 a baby sitter, 4 a dog sitter 5 someoneto hypnotise mrsmeds into being more sociable- and i'll be there !






i think no'5 is the sticky one

[Carlos.]

You should travel lighter, Si

[NoNo]

i would have offered you a spot, but i'm not sure my other bunkmate whom i've never met would like that. YAY! Carl's coming to the Ball!

[Hat]

carl in a monkey suit, now that will be something to see

great news matey - you coming down saturday or friday?

[Hat]

Quote: Originally Posted by simeds (original)

you can always try getting yourself arrested in ''the early hours'', then you get not only free accommodation for the night, but also your own taxi service to take you....


hope this helps...

i almost tried that once after being abandoned in blackpool in the early hours. i found a taxi rank before the police station though

[SoggyCornFlakes]

welcome aboard Mr Los

[SoggyCornFlakes]

Quote: Originally Posted by simeds (original)

okay, all i need is 1 - a ticket, 2 a hotel, 3 a baby sitter, 4 a dog sitter 5 someoneto hypnotise mrsmeds into being more sociable- and i'll be there !






i think no'5 is the sticky one

just buy her a weekend away as a surprise romantic gesture

[Carlos.]

Quote: Originally Posted by Hat (original)

carl in a monkey suit, now that will be something to see

great news matey - you coming down saturday or friday?

On the saturday, is the plan.

Although that might change