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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:53 PM
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If you won Jordan in the auction.....

What would you do with him?

My idea is to have him as a beer fetcher for the evening, but I'd have him dress up as Wonderwoman or something funny like that

What about you?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:03 PM
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:10 PM
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i would have him as my bi@ch he could start by cleaning my car then get his ass back inside get the drinks then get on all fours and be a foot stool for me for the night until it was bed time then he could stand outside the room all night making sure i was safe and people kept the noise down when passing

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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:12 PM
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:15 PM
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Fevs you only get me for an hour not a whole night

you can go when i have finished with you young jedi

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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:35 PM
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he'd be my psiss boy & follow me around with a little silver bucket for me to psiss in whenever i need it.

luckily for him i'm not there this year
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Old May 7th, 2008, 08:51 AM
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Fevs you only get me for an hour not a whole night

All depends on how much people want to bid, if there is a large amount of cash for a longer period of time then you are sold sonny boy
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he'd be my psiss boy & follow me around with a little silver bucket for me to psiss in whenever i need it.

luckily for him i'm not there this year

Can I borrow you silver pot please?
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rakey (original)
What would you do with him?

My idea is to have him as a beer fetcher for the evening, but I'd have him dress up as Wonderwoman or something funny like that

What about you?

does he have a sister ??

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Old May 7th, 2008, 10:33 AM
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does he have a sister ??

Not sure, but you could dress him as you liked, role play isn't out of the question
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does he have a sister ??

Nope i dont !

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Not sure, but you could dress him as you liked, role play isn't out of the question

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Old May 7th, 2008, 12:33 PM
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I'd demand a full refund

Sorry no refunds Given !!

also you have to buy every one at the ball a drink for beng mean to me


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Not sure, but you could dress him as you liked, role play isn't out of the question

*visions of Jordan re-creating Rocky Horror Picture Show for all of us*

this could be fun ....

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