[MINIMANIAUK]

Soon you will be able to drive your electric car at 11 mph ,down to the pub , which wont sell beer (too anti social and unhealthy) for a slap up stick of celery (steak being too unhealthy)
You can pass the time enjoying a game of virtual darts (health and safety banned real darts) or discussing why your builder is suing you for repetative strain injury ,despite the health and safety rules only allowing him to carry one brick.
Listen to the juke box at a safe 65 Decibels,and trundle safely home again all for under a £1000!!!
Orwell is getting too close for comfort