MAMA's Berries & BBQ III - Saturday, July 28th, 2007

[hwy61]

Armen , your only hope is to be the mongoose... it may not be enough , the Ninja has copious talents .

[kriation]

Quote: Originally Posted by MGB Boy (original)

Don't worry, it won't be the germs that kill you...



-Ricardo

Do you mean that my 14 years of martial arts experience won't help me against the ninja?!

Quote: Originally Posted by hwy61 (original)

Armen , your only hope is to be the mongoose... it may not be enough , the Ninja has copious talents .

We'll see... I welcome the challenge.

[MGB Boy]

Quote: Originally Posted by kriation (original)

Do you mean that my 14 years of martial arts experience won't help me against the ninja?!

Won't do a bit of good. You can't defend against what you can't see, and Annette's stature (such as it is) allows her to fly in under the radar. That's why you rarely hear about tall ninjas, they tend to get weeded out...

-Ricardo

[kriation]

Quote: Originally Posted by MGB Boy (original)

Won't do a bit of good. You can't defend against what you can't see, and Annette's stature (such as it is) allows her to fly in under the radar. That's why you rarely hear about tall ninjas, they tend to get weeded out...

-Ricardo

Hmm... I'm not sure if you're aware, but Annette and I are basically the same height... my radar sits quite low.

[MGB Boy]

Doesn't matter. She'll still come in under it. She's not a ninja for nothing, you know...

-Ricardo

[hwy61]

Quote: Originally Posted by MGB Boy (original)

Won't do a bit of good. You can't defend against what you can't see, and Annette's stature (such as it is) allows her to fly in under the radar. That's why you rarely hear about tall ninjas, they tend to get weeded out...

-Ricardo

I'm short and got weeded out years ago...

[kriation]

Quote: Originally Posted by MGB Boy (original)

Doesn't matter. She'll still come in under it. She's not a ninja for nothing, you know...

-Ricardo

We'll see about that.

[Actual Size]

...and don't forget the evil eye...works long range.

[snid]

And the arsenic.

[kriation]

Quote: Originally Posted by Actual Size (original)

...and don't forget the evil eye...works long range.

I've been hit by the evil eye before; it's quite a formidable attack.

[kriation]

Quote: Originally Posted by snid (original)

And the arsenic.

Arsenic?! Is that in combination with the cyanide attack?!

[bethandlouis]

Ask for the Hawaiian Calzone and you'll be in for an arsenic attack!

[Actual Size]

Let's not tell her about the poison umbrella.

[Sheenabea]

So, I'm sorry to interrupt the banter, but just like to inform you all who don't know... I'll be letting Armen have the honors of tearin' up the grassy hill this year...

...I am starting to think maybe I'm the one to thank for having them instate a "50 car limit"

[kriation]

Quote: Originally Posted by Sheenabea (original)

So, I'm sorry to interrupt the banter, but just like to inform you all who don't know... I'll be letting Armen have the honors of tearin' up the grassy hill this year...

...I am starting to think maybe I'm the one to thank for having them instate a "50 car limit"

... and I intend to do it with the baldest of tires, although I'm not sure I'll be able to match the level of enthusiasm as Sheena did.

I'll do my best! :-)