OGMC (you know who you are)

[m2smith]

Why I'm a pilot

A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class I exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a jet pilot and that's why I'm in such good shape. I 'm up well before daylight, climb all over the aircraft doing my preflight inspection, flying all day, etc."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 65 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 84 yrs old and, in fact, he built and flies his own airplane and he went flying with me this morning. That's why he's still alive... he's a pilot too!"

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean your dad is 84 years old and his father is still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "Grandpa is 102 years old and he was a pilot too."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went flying with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he just got married and he's on his honeymoon."

The doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 102-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

[Venno]

Looks like you Old Folk fell asleep...or are having problems with the small font sizes of those young'n that are posting here
...ANY way......I work at Bobcat (we make compact construction vehicles)....2008 we are celebrating our 50th anniversary so we have this posted all over..
I thought it would be a fine pattern to print on some underwear for you OGMCs...I think it would go well with your sweaters

(and I'm sure that logo is trademarked or some legal mumbo jumbo so I guess this is where I release myself of any trademark la di da stuff that could get stired up by mass producing this without some all mighty persons consent)

[yellowmininy]

Damn, I could have used that last year. Now I'm 51.

[Venno]

Quote: Originally Posted by yellowmininy (original)

Damn, I could have used that last year. Now I'm 51.

I'm sure you could still pass for 50 ....we won't tell

[m2smith]

Venno - This bob's for you:




Took the shots with you in mind!

[Venno]

Quote: Originally Posted by m2smith (original)

Venno - This bob's for you:

Took the shots with you in mind!

Lol! Ha ha! thanks!

[m2smith]

A late St. Patrick's Day note -
(I'm OLD - Buzz off)

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in reviving her equally old husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. Drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

[GBMINI]

Competition!
http://www.cafepress.com/oldmotoringclub

[Actual Size]

...and yet more!

Age & Treachery Racing, Ltd. World Headquarters

[m2smith]

Boy - How could the whole day go by and nobody posts about this:
Viagra reaches the 10-year milestone

10 years and things are still looking up....

[Theo]

Quote: Originally Posted by m2smith (original)

Boy - How could the whole day go by and nobody posts about this:
Viagra reaches the 10-year milestone

10 years and things are still looking up....

Ooops! Sorry!

Carol and I were in the other room...uh...umm....................scrapbooking... yeah...we were scrapbooking. This must have gone right by us.

[m2smith]

Pulled a "Linda Ronstadt " eh?
(Blew by you...)

[snek]

'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

[Actual Size]

I'm standing at attention.

[snek]

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50


Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll l find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks.

Then try 50-lb. potato sacks.

Then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
(I'm at this level.)



After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.