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| Hi OLD GUYS ![]() http://homepage.mac.com/carpetback/iblog/C413957535/E20070627204755/Media/cialis_commercial.wmv Missing my buddies Dan, Ed, and Diane but glad I have three angel buddies , And on a quest to Right Secco's Wrongs |
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| For the Misplacers Hey, don't we always misplace things in the house, car or office? Just last weekend hubby Jar misplaced two things and couldn't find them. He found them finally after the weekend was over. I've got a brilliant idea, why not put a minature video camera strapped on each wrist recording every move we make during the day? If we misplace something, we can review the video to find out where we put it! Of course, it would have a button to turn it off when we go to the bathroom! Those YG's, they have no imagination! Remember when we could go out in the backyard or the field and paint ourselves like Indians with the blackberries? We would play games out there, too! Nowadays the YG's just shut themselves up in the dark and play video games. |
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| .....well much has progressed since the diets you all have grown up with of hunting mamoth and gathering fruit nuts and berries,....These days when kids play with their foods, its no longer blackberries but instead microwaved franks with a side of mac and cheese and some chemically enriched colored sugar drink.....Yummy! Nothing Like a Home cooked meal!! ![]() Btw, we shut ourselves in the dark to play Video games AND view MINI forums..... DS DS '06MCS |
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| At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well; Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it is Wally. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally. Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: You mean I was here already?? “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.” - Alexis de Tocqueville Eric the Red |
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