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Old Sep 13th, 2006, 03:09 AM
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They have a golf course just for Minis? Do you have to drive it through the clown's mouth? Do you get to use Minis for golf carts? Cool!!


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Who? Me or OldPaint? I'm an irregular comedian, unlike Secco and Jock, who seem quite taken with their regularity. People say my face is my best punch line, er - was that what they wanted to punch??


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Oh, you're a regular comedian, aren't you?

Yesterday was just a fun day.

Had to climb in the cardboard recycle dumpster and compress the contents by jumping on it like a trampoline.

Got a high five from the boss for a funny remark about another employee.

I get paid for this.

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Yesterday was just a fun day.

Had to climb in the cardboard recycle dumpster and compress the contents by jumping on it like a trampoline.

Got a high five from the boss for a funny remark about another employee.

I get paid for this.

Yes! Another dumpster jumper!!!

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Old Sep 13th, 2006, 09:49 PM
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I want a cupcake. Not a full-sized cake, just a cupcake. Maybe a yellow one with pink frosting. And rainbow colored sprinkles. Could someone send me a cupcake and have it here by, oh, 5pm?

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Old Sep 13th, 2006, 10:41 PM
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Ricardo, check with the dumpster folks.

My sister started out her Thanksgiving trip home one year by going through the school dumpster looking for her daughter's retainer. They had the whole family in there (3 kids, Mom & Dad) hunting through half-eaten lunches. My sister was trying to come with an ending for the sentence "the family that dumpster-dives together..." Not sure she ever found a good ending for that. Didn't find the retainer either.

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I want a cupcake. Not a full-sized cake, just a cupcake. Maybe a yellow one with pink frosting. And rainbow colored sprinkles. Could someone send me a cupcake and have it here by, oh, 5pm?

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Is someone having a hard day? I could use a cupcake (not that I had a hard day but I like cupcakes). Maybe I'll make some, I have all the ingredients just no gusto.

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Oooh, I haven't had a cupcake in a while!

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Old Sep 13th, 2006, 11:52 PM
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Back in college I got to dumpster dive at a Friendly's when a girlfriend lost a retainer. Now I'll just cut the inevitable jokes off at the pass by pointing out that both she and I were 20 year old college seniors at the time, she had just had some serious dental work done the prior summer (combination of braces and the ol' "break your jaw and move it forward" routine). So save the "were you dating a 13 year old?" jokes for another day. Anyhow, the punchline ended up being that the retainer was in it's case in her purse. Not good times.

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Is there no bakery store on your way home Ricardo..?

Are hockey goalies allowed to ask for cup cakes with pink frosting in public..???


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Back in college I got to dumpster dive at a Friendly's when a girlfriend lost a retainer. Now I'll just cut the inevitable jokes off at the pass by pointing out that both she and I were 20 year old college seniors at the time, she had just had some serious dental work done the prior summer (combination of braces and the ol' "break your jaw and move it forward" routine). So save the "were you dating a 13 year old?" jokes for another day. Anyhow, the punchline ended up being that the retainer was in it's case in her purse. Not good times.

-Ricardo

How long did you continue to date after that..??!!


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Is someone having a hard day? I could use a cupcake (not that I had a hard day but I like cupcakes). Maybe I'll make some, I have all the ingredients just no gusto.

And now it's almost 7 and I'm still here at my desk at work and still no cupcake. Grrr.

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Broke up Gav's hat trick! I rock!

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Yes..! I broke up Ricardo's hat trick. I rock!


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Old Sep 13th, 2006, 11:57 PM
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Is there no bakery store on your way home Ricardo..?

My "commute" (if you could call it that) is rediculously short. There are virtually no commercial or retail establishments of any kind between my office and my condo. Just a middle school, a public pool, a church, and some houses. No bakery. But, ironically, there is a dentist on my way home from work.

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Are hockey goalies allowed to ask for cup cakes with pink frosting in public..???

Absolutely. Because no one would mess with us.

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Old Sep 13th, 2006, 11:58 PM
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How long did you continue to date after that..??!!

A while. There were other benefits to outweigh the dumpster diving...

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