New England Off Topic and Banter as Most Brilliantly Proposed by Cape Cod MINI

[snid]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

M wants me to trade in the SCAR-GO for an '05. Since the only mods I have are reversible, I am giving it some thought. Any out there?

I've got a Velvet Red Cooper if you want to trade... I here they're rare

[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by GadgetGav

A floppy...!!! What's one of those gramps..??
We Mac users have long been using USB solid state drives, which are automatically recognised the moment you plug them in, without needing to go to a support site to download drivers.

Look familiar, Gavin?

A Fatal Error has Ocurred:
This page sucks and
cannot be displayed
because it is trying to
be accessed by a Mac

Please try the following:

• Click the Refresh button, or smash your Apple Mac with a large hammer.
  If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron Mac user.
  <To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline. Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP) your Network Administrator is an idiot, Mac GS Slow can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
  If you would like Apple to screw everything up,
  click Screw everything up Some sites require Mac OS to suck more than normal. Click the Apples suck menu and then click Mac suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed. If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running a Mac. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
• Click the Back button to try another link.

Cannot find server or DNS Error
because Macs suck.

[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by snid

I've got a Velvet Red Cooper if you want to trade... I here they're rare

They look well done to me.

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

Cannot find server or DNS Error
because Macs suck.

I guess it's true. Ignorance must be bliss. Look how happy Steve is most of the time.

Steve, how are you fairing with the latest MyDoom? Me thinks it's just getting the PC users ready for the next onslaught. I've heard it's going to be called YouDumb.

[Cape Cod MINI]

I've never gotten a virus. Knock on wood. I wear protection

That Bubba's place looks phenomenal. I hate the pic. with the PT Losers but what ya gonna do?
Let's beeline for Bubba's. Anyone want to go soon?

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

I've never gotten a virus. Knock on wood. I wear protection

That Bubba's place looks phenomenal. I hate the pic. with the PT Losers but what ya gonna do?
Let's beeline for Bubba's. Anyone want to go soon?

Bub's is on the other end of the world from you.......but I'll meet you there. John will come down, he's not far. M2Smith probably, if he's not selling that music equipment snake oil stuff that's surely turning our young ones into mindless fools.

Speaking of mindless fools, my older daughter just asked me what I was doing. Once again I told her "virtually denigrating CCM", telling her was getting nasty about the Mac.

Her reply:

"I guess all M people can't be M people. It's too bad."

So I'll keep trying.

Steve, this will ease you into a better life:

http://www.xiongguoy.com/projects/machowto.html

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

I've never gotten a virus. Knock on wood.

Yeah, I know. Double post.

Never gotten a virus? How do you explain you recent PC crash? Do I remember it was "Norton acting up"? Pshaw......let me at your machine with a few utilities, I'll show you how sick it really is, even with a new build of the OS on it.

Oooohhh........a challenge: Post your running processes here, let us take a look.

Drink the Gates KoolAid.

Me? I don't need KoolAid. It's much better being in the Jobs Reality Distortion Field.

[Cape Cod MINI]

How to get Mac OS X (Aqua) running on a PC.


Boot splash screen Use BootXp to change the splash screenBootXp can be downloaded here.The Mac OS X spash screen can be downloaded here.Shell

Use Talisman, a shell replacement to replace Windows shell (explorer).Talisman can be downloaded here.The Aqua theme desktop can be downloaded here.Toolbars, menus and buttons

Use Windows Blinds to skin your toolbars, menus and buttons.Windows Blinds can be downloaded here.The Aqua theme can be downloaded here.Icons

Use Icon Packager to replace your system icons.Icon Packager can be downloaded here.The Aqua theme icons can be downloaded here.

[GadgetGav]

Let's see how many things AdAware or SpyBot could find on Steve's machine too... If the Dept of Homeland security can't make IE secure what hope does King Cod have..??
I like that other link Jeff, I'll be using that at work!

[GBMINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by bakerjc

Steve, this will ease you into a better life:
http://www.xiongguoy.com/projects/machowto.html

Ah. So a MAC is just different looks and we can customise XP looks to turn it into a MAC - so why do you have to pay so much more? Does that cover the cost of the guy who does the XP customising to save you the bother?

[GadgetGav]

Ian
BTW, A Mac is a computer... a MAC is a low-level internet address and all your PCs have them too..! Kind of like Mini and MINI - there is a difference!
[edit]
They told me the extra was for my licence to sneer at PC users

[LordWinslow]

Quote: Originally Posted by MaxaMini

Hiya LordWinslow.

Just an update on the bottle of Naughty Winslow that I emptied. Soaked the label off and inserted it in the empty bottle along with a print out of page one of MOT thread and MOT.Com homepage and a copy of the sticky. Sealed it and tossed it out in the Gulf Stream in the area of Oregon Inlet north of Hatteras.

If it shows up on your shores, refill and send it my way.

Cheers

Alright I will tell the parents to keep a look out on the beach for any of my bottles. I still have the rubber ducky on the dash since MOT. When I am board in the car, I talk and sing to him...

Winslow

[GadgetGav]

So are you (two) singing your way down to MOP tomorrow..?

[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by bakerjc

Oooohhh........a challenge: Post your running processes here, let us take a look.

Drink the Gates KoolAid.

Me? I don't need KoolAid. It's much better being in the Jobs Reality Distortion Field.

The gloves are off now light weight apple boy.

[LordWinslow]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

How to get Mac OS X (Aqua) running on a PC.


Boot splash screen Use BootXp to change the splash screenBootXp can be downloaded here.The Mac OS X spash screen can be downloaded here.Shell

Use Talisman, a shell replacement to replace Windows shell (explorer).Talisman can be downloaded here.The Aqua theme desktop can be downloaded here.Toolbars, menus and buttons

Use Windows Blinds to skin your toolbars, menus and buttons.Windows Blinds can be downloaded here.The Aqua theme can be downloaded here.Icons

Use Icon Packager to replace your system icons.Icon Packager can be downloaded here.The Aqua theme icons can be downloaded here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I love it (the picture with the critter with a pancake), why would I want to run Mac OS, it is no fun unless you over pay for the hardware too...

Winslow