New England Off Topic and Banter as Most Brilliantly Proposed by Cape Cod MINI

[MaxaMini]

We are indeed fortunate to have such grace adorn our lives. I too have such a gift and am thankful everyday, in every way for my treasure. Best of the day to all.

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

Where is Ross Perot when we need him?

Ross is still trying to fix the lock on the closet door. Them damn skeletons keep getting out, causing problems.

Did I ever tell you I used to work for Ross? So much you don't know about me........let me start with this pie chart: This greenish blue area represents the first 18 years of my life, and this orangey yellow area is the perpetual haze I was in after hanging around those people making big sucking sounds with the goods from Mexico. The reddish brown area are the......ummmm.......I forget.

[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

A very happy birthday to that lovely woman who has made only one mistake in her entire life. A woman whose graciousness and charm is exceeded only by her thoughtfulness and stunning beauty. A woman who, with just a quick glance, causes men to quiver in adoration, whose movements are that of a proud and sleek lioness. A woman whose presence makes one forget the fleeting beauties of today's world and dream only of those classic lovelies of history.

For once you're right.

Bad man scams good woman. Succeeds. The end.

Bearded Monkey Boy whoops it up with better half. I wonder what she was grabbing to make me look so startled!:

[I'MKEITH]

Quote: Originally Posted by Actual Size

...and some from mine.

wait a minute
you can't say "richard" , but you can show a
picture of him in all natural glory ?????
i don't get it.

[jcsinnh]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

For once you're right.

Bad man scams good woman. Succeeds. The end.

Bearded Monkey Boy whoops it up with better half. I wonder what she was grabbing to make me look so startled!:

Probably nothing much......Nice tie, BTW. I think my new tactic is working. She likes me, she really likes me.

[jcsinnh]

First, mad cows in the Northwest
Now, mad chickens in Delaware
Can Mad Cod disease be next?

I don't have an I told you so bone in my body but all of you were warned of this months ago. Go see your monger right away!!

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

First, mad cows in the Northwest
Now, mad chickens in Delaware
Can Mad Cod disease be next?

I don't have an I told you so bone in my body but all of you were warned of this months ago. Go see your monger right away!!

I went to see the monger, but unfortunately after putting in CCM's specs I am unable to post the generated output. Looked to be right on the money though.....

http://www.insultmonger.com/

[jcsinnh]

JB
Your greens are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you eat fish over the weekend? Call 911!!!!!

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

JB
Your greens are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you eat fish over the weekend? Call 911!!!!!

Yep...I'm thinkin' Santa Cod took back all my presents, left me a lump of coal.

[Cape Cod MINI]

Mad Cod disease
I was putting two steaks on the grill yesterday and was referring to them as good fresh Canadian beef and joking about getting mad cow disease. Maybe I already have the illness.
Two nights ago the owls started hooting out in the marsh. They nest in February/March, a sure sign that Spring is coming. This morning at about 5 a.m. the coyotes were right outside my bedroom window howling and yipping like there was not tomorrow. My surroundings are getting very weird or I am hallucinating from Canadian beef.
Based on this I have decided spur of the moment to get the hell out of Dodge. Road trip with my son calls. A few days in the MINI will do us good. Gotta get a couple of proposals out and then I think we'll head north.

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

Road trip with my son calls. A few days in the MINI will do us good. Gotta get a couple of proposals out and then I think we'll head north.

John....this is it. You get the northern forces mobilized, I'll contact the southern contingent. Soon as we see him pass by we'll give you his ETA by carrier pigeon. We'll all be in disguise, we bought a case of the Groucho glasses/nose/mustache thingys. He'll never recognize us.........

[MaxaMini]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

Mad Cod disease
I was putting two steaks on the grill yesterday and was referring to them as good fresh Canadian beef and joking about getting mad cow disease. Maybe I already have the illness.
Two nights ago the owls started hooting out in the marsh. They nest in February/March, a sure sign that Spring is coming. This morning at about 5 a.m. the coyotes were right outside my bedroom window howling and yipping like there was not tomorrow. My surroundings are getting very weird or I am hallucinating from Canadian beef.
Based on this I have decided spur of the moment to get the hell out of Dodge. Road trip with my son calls. A few days in the MINI will do us good. Gotta get a couple of proposals out and then I think we'll head north.

North! Damn Man.North?

Don't you listen. North is where the voices eminate.

You know that hallucenations are never such at all. How would we recognize them when that's how our lives have lead.

Spring is sprung. How about a soiuthern exposure. South my man. South
Our Coyotes have eaten all the owls. The Spotted one I try toi pick off as they alight.

[Cape Cod MINI]

South requires too many days. I would be tempted to keep going for warmer climes.

North means I can swing by the camp in Maine and see what damage the case of beer I left on the couch as I was leaving last October did. I'm hoping if it's still frozen and hasn't melted I can eat it like a popsicle. How's that for an excuse?

I hate Baker's ratty ass 15% icon

[MaxaMini]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cape Cod MINI

South requires too many days. I would be tempted to keep going for warmer climes.

North means I can swing by the camp in Maine and see what damage the case of beer I left on the couch as I was leaving last October did. I'm hoping if it's still frozen and hasn't melted I can eat it like a popsicle. How's that for an excuse?

I hate Baker's ratty ass 15% icon

No need to check for beer. That was taken care of last autumn when I first stumbled upon the property. Only now learn that it was yours. Gained entry through the battered door ripped with one blow by the bear. Shredded the front panel and thrust his full weight against the door and it failed.

At least that's what appears to have happened. Restrict your Southern Radius to 3 hours and we could do a pre run for MAMA at MOHEGHAN. The Casino will provide group parking encircling the entry ways.

[jcsinnh]

Quote: Originally Posted by bakerjc

John....this is it. You get the northern forces mobilized, I'll contact the southern contingent. Soon as we see him pass by we'll give you his ETA by carrier pigeon. We'll all be in disguise, we bought a case of the Groucho glasses/nose/mustache thingys. He'll never recognize us.........

I hate it when I get those little white boxes with the red X..Never know what to do........!0-4, JB, but he'd never recognize us anyway now that his nitro tank leaks into the cabin.