New England Off Topic and Banter as Most Brilliantly Proposed by Cape Cod MINI

[dkstone]

I want in I will take #58 no hint its my age

[Cape Cod MINI]

I stepped in dog poop today
Went to Falmouth to bid a job and while walking around the house I noticed some of the largest dog mines I have ever laid eyes on. I was so careful to tread wisely.
There was a dog there who was the hugest, elderly, loving, bandana clad mutt you've ever met. I didn't know I stepped in dog poop until a few miles down the road when the MINI warmed up again. WTH is that smell I wondered Didn't take long to figure out. Oh well, it's time to take out the carpet mats and put in the winter ones anyway.

Oh yeah, he liked my price and I got the job so I guess I stepped in sh*t and still came out smelling like a rose

[ice]

Thus far, the numbers are:
7
15
37
44
48
54
58

I will choose 45 not only because it is my age but because my lucky number, 3,426,827.97389 is not within the assigned limits. However, I don't know what the "prize" is but I need potato chips like I need spinal menengitis.

[Cape Cod MINI]

Here we see the fine selection of crisps modeled by the jolly old elf himself, hand selected my me at the Cape Cod Potato Chip Factory this very morning.
In the selection we have:
Original
White Cheddar Popcorn
Whole Earth Robust Russett
Whoel Earth Yukon Gold
Whole Earth Classic
FireCracker BBQ
Dark Russett
Nantucket Spice
Sea Salt and Vinegar
Jalapeno & Aged Cheddar (says "Intense" on the bag and Whoa!, they don't mean maybe!)
Sorry Gavin and Ian there aren't any Spicy Prawn Breadfruit flavored ones.



Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for heart attacks, clogged arteries, stomach, gastric or flatulant afflictions associated with the unresponsible consumption of these products.

[ice]

With a selection like that, I suggest you change the contest to require the winning number be between 44 and 46.

[NEMINI]

13

[pbraun]

Ok, then......I'll take.............#12

Why? cause I had it for a while on my old Mini race car and used to put a slash through it, so it read like 1/2.......for a small car.......ha, ha , ha....... pretty stupid, eh?
I thought it was funny, anyway, so there ya go!

[humbug]

is this comp open to stateside only?
I would have chosen #56 as it was my lacrosse number, chosen in honour of the great Lawrence Taylor of the NY Giants - surely that's good enough for me to be allowed in?
also my 7 year old son Danny LOVES crisps, they're his number 1 food group (unfortunately we have to limit him to 2 packs a day otherwise he would not stop!)

[humbug]

notice I should have waited a bit b4 posting, then that would be #56 also1

[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by humbug

is this comp open to stateside only?
I would have chosen #56 as it was my lacrosse number, chosen in honour of the great Lawrence Taylor of the NY Giants - surely that's good enough for me to be allowed in?
also my 7 year old son Danny LOVES crisps, they're his number 1 food group (unfortunately we have to limit him to 2 packs a day otherwise he would not stop!)

Sorry, humbug. It's for NY/New England region members only. Merry Christmas all the same, mate Can't imagine what it would cost me to send it to the UK. Plus they would stroke you big time on the import tariffs.
I suggest others follow my brilliant lead and do the same in their own geographical regions.

[GMINI]

does every region have a chip factory????

something hit the US Mailways this morning.....

[jcsinnh]

Still lurking ala jbaker. #62 please
Ruthie, now try and discover what a trot is - same gen'l. area as crib sheet. Yes, that's trot

[Cape Cod MINI]

Quote: Originally Posted by GMINI

something hit the US Mailways this morning.....

Cool

[GadgetGav]

Oh those Firecracker BBQ chips are good..!!!
Throw in a few extra packs of them if my number comes up..!

[Cape Cod MINI]

I'll be in W. Newton Thurs. a.m. and then off to MOP for another warranted windshield and V. 36 flash. Be sure to honk/wave/give me the finger/whatever if you see me.
I hope I don't mess sumpin' up by putting in V.36.
Stryker has never been reflashed. Fingers crossed.