MILKY WAYS!!!! Please.
No, those were my neighbors, but the little boy is my godson. Sort of. We never actually got around to doing the paperwork.
As for my fit of homicidal rage last night, I'm rather frustrated at work. I asked my boss what I thought was an innocent enough question: If I were doing this training offsite, I'd be able to call it a day after class ended (it's 6 hours, plus an hour for lunch). But, because the training facility changed things and made me take it online, and therefore from the office, I have to put in 8 hours, simply because I'm sitting in the office? How was that fair? If you've ever sat through a programming class you know that after 6 hours your mind is mush. How they expect to get an additional two hours out of me, I don't know. Now my boss and I are on good terms, hang out after work, that kind of stuff. She's really cool and usually very accomodating. Well she fired back this email and it was in her official "business voice". Something to the effect of "we're doing you a favor by letting you better yourself through these classes, and you're expected to put in an 8 hour work day." I guess it wasn't so much what she said as it was the way she said it. The tone was so unlike her. But it just annoyed the hell out of me that I'm the one doing them a favor, and this is the thanks I get. I'm learning a completely new skill set, something completely different from what I went to school for. I'm doing it so that I can essentially double my work load (I'll still have to do my mapping on top of designing/maintaining applications now) but without a change in title or any additional pay. And she's going to get snippy with me because I asked a question? Just made me realize how little they care about you in this company and how they'll work you into the ground so long as they get what they want. I thought "Why am I doing this? What's my incentive to do anything for these people?" I've gone to every conference I could, every training class offered, and now changing my job duties and what do I get for it? Nothing. So either I just stop trying, or I move on. I have to start looking out for number one. That's my rant for the day. I'm sitting here now killing time. They can make me come in for 8 hours, but they can't make me do any work.