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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 12:49 AM
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"Oh that was easy" says Man, and promptly figures out that Black equals White, and is killed in the next Zebra Crossing.

(and I don't have my copy of the book in front of me...)

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"Nuts to your white mice, " he said.
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"vanishes in a puff of logic.

And that, my friends, is apt for whatever you deem worthy here.

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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 12:52 AM
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"Nuts to your white mice, " he said.

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get *there*. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

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And that, my friends, is apt for whatever you deem worthy here.

Uh, John....that wasn't in the book.

But here's one for Max:


"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "
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Uh, John....that wasn't in the book.

But here's one for Max:


"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "

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Mostly Harmless.

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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 12:56 AM
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"What are you talking about? "
"Never mind, eat the fruit. "
"You know, this place almost looks like the Garden of Eden. "
"Eat the fruit. "
"Sounds quite like it too. "
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"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a
man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I
really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."

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Old Apr 17th, 2004, 12:58 AM
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-three million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has... a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

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And one for John, on a dirt road in NH:

"The suit into which the man's body had been stuffed looked as if it's only purpose in life was to demonstrate how difficult it was to get this sort of body into a suit. "
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Lets be thankful that they Siruis Cybernetic Corporation doesn't exsist, or you know that our Mini's would come with GPP's.

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Uh, John....that wasn't in the book.

But here's one for Max:


"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "

And since my lovely Margriet has left me for the weekend in SanFrancisco, the duck is all I have . Any port in a storm.
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And since my lovely Margriet has left me for the weekend in SanFrancisco, the duck is all I have . Anyport in a storm.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

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And since my lovely Margriet has left me for the weekend in SanFrancisco, the duck is all I have . Anyport in a storm.

She left you in San Francisco?

San Francisco is not safe.......
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

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I misspoke. My wife has left me in CT while She does business in San Francisco.
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