Come to MAMA III - October 15th, 2005

[MetalMiniMayhem]

you have too much fun when I'm not around to defend myself...

[NoNo]

I had to kindly remind Ducttape this morning that he was slated to attend this rally, and that he was even #3 on the list. Who's to say the only damage received at a result of the flip in Hudson Bay was to the car? Kidding! Just kidding!

[Actual Size]

The extremely rare and exotic species MGB Boy has signed up for Come to MAMA III with the following disclaimer:

"I, the undersigned, reserve the right to Baker without notice and without penalty. No warranty expressed or implied. This registration is non-transferrable and is void where prohibited by law. Additional fees may apply, tacos not included."


Less frequenly sighted than the elusive baker, everyone in attendance should be sure to make an entry in their life list should he appear.

[bakerjc]

Quote: Originally Posted by Actual Size

The extremely rare and exotic species MGB Boy has signed up for Come to MAMA III with the following disclaimer:

"I, the undersigned, reserve the right to Baker without notice and without penalty. No warranty expressed or implied. This registration is non-transferrable and is void where prohibited by law. Additional fees may apply, tacos not included."


Less frequenly sighted than the elusive baker, everyone in attendance should be sure to make an entry in their life list should he appear.

Typo. The correct usage is "right to baker".

This'll never hold up in court.

[MGB Boy]

Quote: Originally Posted by bakerjc

Typo. The correct usage is "right to baker".

This'll never hold up in court.

My attorneys at the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe checked it twice and assured me it was legit.

-Ricardo

[jcsinnh]

With the MAMA executives away at Watkins Glen, I've been left in charge. Due to current gas prices, Come to MAMA III will consist of all of us sitting in a Keene parking lot luring unsuspecting SUVs in for what they think is a car wash. Once their cars have stopped however, the owners will be forced at spudgun point to worship at the Converse-clad feet of Mr. Baker.

[GadgetGav]

...while 3M & pez syphon their tanks..?

[m2smith]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

...the owners will be forced at spudgun point to worship at the Converse-clad feet of Mr. Baker.

That doesn't leave 'em much to look up to...

[jcsinnh]

Quote: Originally Posted by GadgetGav

...while 3M & pez syphon their tanks..?

Exactly..and with the sense of taste the 2 of them have, we can be sure of ripping off only hi-test

[NoNo]

What if I still have the Escape by the time this event rolls around? You won't force me to worship Baker, will you?

[jcsinnh]

Quote: Originally Posted by NoNo

What if I still have the Escape by the time this event rolls around? You won't force me to worship Baker, will you?

In that case, or any case for that matter, he will, as always, worship you. You picture frequently in his dreams. Even his wonderful wife Janice admits that, in his sleep, the man cries out, with regularity, "No No". Not sure if he double spaces it, tho.

[yellowmininy]

Quote: Originally Posted by jcsinnh

With the MAMA executives away at Watkins Glen, I've been left in charge. Due to current gas prices, Come to MAMA III will consist of all of us sitting in a Keene parking lot luring unsuspecting SUVs in for what they think is a car wash. Once their cars have stopped however, the owners will be forced at spudgun point to worship at the Converse-clad feet of Mr. Baker.

Hmm, if I make it this year it will be my first MAMA event. You mean this is different than the other MAMA events?

[GadgetGav]

Quote: Originally Posted by yellowmininy

You mean this is different than the other MAMA events?

Yeah, normally Baker bakers it, so we have to worship at the feet of the old man of the mountain..!

[yellowmininy]

You mean this guy?

Quote: Originally Posted by bakerjc

[GadgetGav]

OMG..!
That's the one..! That's a scary picture..! Was that the berries & bbq run..?